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Old 11-12-2007, 09:22 PM
PartyScout PartyScout is offline
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Default Re: Did You Miss These Words?



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Scott Tom is (still) the owner of Absolute Poker
Scott Tom stole money from players on Absolute Poker,

Now add 2 and 2 together:
The owner of Absolute Poker stole money from players on Absolute Poker.

I'm pretty sure that means the owners of Absolute Poker are thieves, as well as clowns.

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[/ QUOTE ]Now add 2 and 2 together:

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Old 11-12-2007, 09:37 PM
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Default Re: Did You Miss These Words?

wait... what?
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:05 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

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OK, Cliffs Notes:

People cheat.
Then they lie about it.
But magical software can catch them.
But Absolute doesn't have that software.
Conclusion... uh... go play at Absolute.

Nice line, DS.

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You and several others don't seem to understand that David was NOT making the last statement as a logical conclusion of the previous evidence.
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:11 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

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What an awful, awful, post.

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Are you talking about your own post, or Sklansky's post?

Anyway Sklansky makes alot of sense, as always, and I agree with him that AP is probably fishier now. Im gonna go hop over there pretty soon =-)
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:29 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

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Think of someone you hate. You have a choice between:

A. You getting $50k and that person getting $10k
B. You getting $25k and that person getting $0

If you choose B then you are a moron.

I don't get why everyone is hating on this OP.

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C. You getting $55k and that person getting $200k. Whats the right answer now?
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:34 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

C
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:37 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

Another non-surprisingly bad post from Sklansky
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:39 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

The only way I could possibly play Absolute again is if I found out that the owners of most of the other sites are just as scummy but not as stupid.
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:43 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

And it shouldn't be "think of someone you hate", but rather "think of someone who has committed very serious crimes and has gone unpunished". Would you still pick C then, ikestoys?

And Mr. Slansky, did you figure out why at least some of the owners of Absolute Poker are thieves yet, or do you still need more help?
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:45 PM
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Default Re: My First, And Perhaps Only, Statement About Absolute

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OK, Cliffs Notes:

People cheat.
Then they lie about it.
But magical software can catch them.
But Absolute doesn't have that software.
Conclusion... uh... go play at Absolute.

Nice line, DS.

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You and several others don't seem to understand that David was NOT making the last statement as a logical conclusion of the previous evidence.

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Of course I understand it. Hence the ironic "uh" which obviously sailed right over your head.

The point is that HIS post is essentially pointless. Good writers tend to build to conclusions and stuff. He built to nothing except "ZOMG SOFT TABLES!!111!!1!!!1!!!"
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