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05-03-2007, 12:37 AM
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Re: give me dating advice
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05-03-2007, 12:37 AM
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Re: give me dating advice
Here are some pointers:
1. You want to stand out in the crowd. There's a reason that animals have bright colors -- to attract mates. So what you need to do is get your hands on as much neon colored clothing as possible. Pink, green, yellow, it doesn't really matter although I have found the most success with yellow. 2. Women are biologically attracted to your natural smell. This is another animal-instinct thing. Forget all those commercials for Axe body spray -- those Madison Avenue schmucks don't have a clue. What you need to do is go at least a week without showering. Not possible? No problem, I have figured out a workaround -- you can shower, just don't wash your clothes. Instant pheromones everytime you get dressed. 3. "The bigger the better". Women like size. If you drive a car, trade it in for a minivan or one of those Dodge Ram 15 seaters. Don't have a car? No problem! Ride the bus. That's right -- the bus. Think about it. You are riding the largest vehicle on the road, and not only that but there are dozens of available women sitting all around just waiting to talk to you!!! 4. Okay you have the look, the smell, and the car. The last piece of the puzzle is giving off "the vibe". This is that intangible thing that lets all women within 50 yards know that you are the mayor of Poontangville (population: you and a zillion sexy ladies). The vibe itself may be intangible but you can show that it's coursing through your veins by acting like there is energy pouring out of you in all directions. When you're walking around campus, start shaking different parts of your body as if electricity is running through you. Why do you think cool guys spike up their hair? Exactly -- electricity. Follow these tips and your next thread on BBV4L will be called "Beat: My penis fell off because I had sex with a zillion hot babes today". Good luck!
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05-03-2007, 12:40 AM
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Re: give me dating advice
[ QUOTE ]
Here are some pointers: 1. You want to stand out in the crowd. There's a reason that animals have bright colors -- to attract mates. So what you need to do is get your hands on as much neon colored clothing as possible. Pink, green, yellow, it doesn't really matter although I have found the most success with yellow. 2. Women are biologically attracted to your natural smell. This is another animal-instinct thing. Forget all those commercials for Axe body spray -- those Madison Avenue schmucks don't have a clue. What you need to do is go at least a week without showering. Not possible? No problem, I have figured out a workaround -- you can shower, just don't wash your clothes. Instant pheromones everytime you get dressed. 3. "The bigger the better". Women like size. If you drive a car, trade it in for a minivan or one of those Dodge Ram 15 seaters. Don't have a car? No problem! Ride the bus. That's right -- the bus. Think about it. You are riding the largest vehicle on the road, and not only that but there are dozens of available women sitting all around just waiting to talk to you!!! 4. Okay you have the look, the smell, and the car. The last piece of the puzzle is giving off "the vibe". This is that intangible thing that lets all women within 50 yards know that you are the mayor of Poontangville (population: you and a zillion sexy ladies). The vibe itself may be intangible but you can show that it's coursing through your veins by acting like there is energy pouring out of you in all directions. When you're walking around campus, start shaking different parts of your body as if electricity is running through you. Why do you think cool guys spike up their hair? Exactly -- electricity. Follow these tips and your next thread on BBV4L will be called "Beat: My penis fell off because I had sex with a zillion hot babes today". Good luck! [/ QUOTE ] This advice is useless w/o popped collars
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