NYC Housing market MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronFly]

I'm looking for a place in the NYC metro area. My pref is to move into a share or find a no-fee place. I've been looking at shares this week.

#1: Dude wears a tie at home. No joke, its 8 PM, he's talking to me about the place, still has a tie on. Also he seems a little uptight.

#2: This is the best option, so pray I get it. Awesome apartment, great location, low rent, cool and laid-back dude. Thousands of people will attempt to get this place.

#3: Another guy with no social skills. He owns the place and is asking about 250 too much for the room.

#4: Married couple (not disclosed in ad). They talk about their current roommate as being ideal: "she's created her own little world in her room. We're looking for someone who keeps to themselves." Their parents arrive for a month-long stay on Sunday. Also kinda expensive for the location.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Cliffs: Everything sucks and I will be homeless at the end of the month.

[Spechel EDD]

option 5: homeless

[IronFly]

I should get Lionel Hutz to be my roommate. Then he can cook his Scientologist girlfriend on the grill and feed her to me.

[ghostface]

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I should get Lionel Hutz to be my roommate. Then he can cook his Scientologist girlfriend on the grill and feed her to me.

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ldo

[NT!]

yeah i live in NYC and i can't wait to leave, getting raped on housing costs is just one of the many reasons

[I_AM_EVIL]

Just ride the subway at night with all the other homeless people.

[derosnec]

i spend $2,000 a month for 600 sq feet. [censored] ny

[IronFly]

Option 6: BBV'er pm'd me, we can create a palace of earthly delights
option 7: room with 4 turtles and a rat in the sewer

I have a friend who is getting evicted (not her fault, eviction proceedings began before she moved in). Last month it looked like we would be getting a place together, but last week she says that the legal proceedings are going to go for another 6 months so she'll stay put for the cheap rent.

That is so NYC.

[2Fast]

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i spend $ $3,600 a month for 600 sq feet. [censored] ny

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FYP

[Fat Nicky]

live in brooklyn. i pay $1400/mth for 3 bedrooms/2 br and have a balcony.