Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[Xylocain]

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NL hates me.


Hand #2
PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 9 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

MP1: $2.94
MP2: $3.89
CO: $3.18
Button: $2.96
SB: $1.01
BB: $1.90
UTG: $5.14
UTG+1: $1.84
UTG+2: $0.67

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.02, UTG+2 calls $0.02, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $0.10</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises to $0.36</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.34, Hero calls $0.26.

Flop: ($1.12) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets $0.65 (all in)</font>, UTG+2 calls $0.31 (all in), Hero calls $0.65.

Turn: ($2.39) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>


River: ($2.39) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>


Final Pot: $2.39

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks As, Ad.
SB shows Ah, Kd (three of a kind, Kings).
UTG+2 mucks Jc, Kh.
Outcome: SB wins $1.95.
($0.44 Rake)
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Hand #3
PokerStars $0.01/$0.02 No-Limit Hold'em - 8 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Button: $3.00
SB: $4.01
BB: $2.17
UTG: $2.96
UTG+1: $2.63
MP1: $5.12
MP2: $1.02
CO: $0.92

MP2 posts a blind of $0.02

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls $0.02, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 checks, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls $0.01, Hero checks.

Flop: ($0.08) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.04</font>, UTG calls $0.04, MP2 folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($0.16) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.16</font>, UTG calls $0.16.

River: ($0.48) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets $0.40</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises to $0.80</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises to $1.50</font>, <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises to $2.20</font>, Hero calls $0.45 (all in).

Final Pot: $4.38

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero mucks Ks, 7s.
UTG shows 3h, 3c (a full house, Threes full of Kings).
Outcome: UTG wins $4.18.
($0.20 Rake)
</font>

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Somebody help me, but isnt pre-flop in hand 1 and flop, turn and river in hand 2 incredibly butched for 0.01/0.02?

Hand 1 not pushing seems terrible given villans stack sizes?

Hand 2, lol-minraise? on a superdrawy board, followed by a PSB with relatively deep stacks (bet should be bigger, no?) and finally min-reraise on the paired board on the river?

Then again I never read any book on NLCash and I never dared opening the NLmicros. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Aaron W.]

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Hand 1 not pushing seems terrible given villans stack sizes?

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It probably should have been a push preflop. I didn't take a close enough look at their stacks preflop. I was going to push basically any flop, though.

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Hand 2, lol-minraise? on a superdrawy board, followed by a PSB with relatively deep stacks (bet should be bigger, no?) and finally min-reraise on the paired board on the river?

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I figured that a flopped set would have given me some action somewhere or something and that the min-raise was some sort of Kx that thinks trips is good.

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Then again I never read any book on NLCash and I never dared opening the NLmicros. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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I never said I was good at NL. I just said NL hates me. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[bozlax]

Hmmm, guess I didn't escape the CUstom Title Putsch.

Funny story, given the season: in college, everybody in my club called me Grinch around Xmas time until one night in my senior year I got shitfaced and recited "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" from memory. Got laid a lot off that little piece of poetry.

[Landonfan]

Wookie,

Can your old buddy Landonfan get a custom title? Remember when you banned me like three times in one day? We sure had some good times together. Now how about that title? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[MrWookie]

Ban.

[Harv72b]

I know that the threads as we know them are about to come to an end, but c'mon....it's still December. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[bennyhana]

My wife need a new monitor. Do I buy it in the FTP store using bonus medals(immediate), or use bonus medals for a cash bonus and pay for it that way?

[Bona]

I didn't really need a new monitor but they finally tempted me with price and I really like it for a lot of things (even though I don't really multitable at poker). Those of you who actually multitable and don't have one. Get one if you can it would be much easier for you.

[BadBigBabar]

i always wondered, if i didn't just have all my tables overlap on my one screen, if my winrate would have been any bigger over the years [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i suppose i could've done more tables at least.

[kerowo]

I used to kind of like when the table that needed action would pop up, it added verisimilitude to the whack-a-mole metaphor.