STOP OVERPLAYING POCKET PAIRS AND WHINING WHEN YOU LOSE WITH THEM!1!!1

[el_dusto]

mycoolhamm, you need to learn what a "jman" is. a jman is a successful poker player who knows how to please the ladies. jman doesn't need noobs telling him how to tell them how to play cards. jman tells you stuff, and you nod and smile. therefore ninja-bumping an awesome thread serves little purpose other than to remind other noobs how lame they are and how totally awesome, funny, and cool jman is, especially by comparison.

[mycoolhamm]

Jman is a douche bag

[mycoolhamm]

I'm so glad about my fold when I saw his random 47off.

huh?

[mycoolhamm]

you made the wrong decision, just a theory

[jman220]

I felt the need to bump this, because recent events show that at least one player has adopted my strategy of twocards>pairs with sterling results. GG DOUBLEDRAG! Don't let these morans who accuse you of cheating get you down, me and you understand the real maths behind the pokers.

[Hobbes614]

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I felt the need to bump this, because recent events show that at least one player has adopted my strategy of twocards>pairs with sterling results. GG DOUBLEDRAG! Don't let these morans who accuse you of cheating get you down, me and you understand the real maths behind the pokers.

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Prove it.
Your theory is flawed and people that use it help me make $$$

[dkgojackets]

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Prove it.
Your theory is flawed and people that use it help me make $$$

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Prove it wrong.

[Hobbes614]

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that you need more then one out to improve...and the aces need none

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But thats completely irrelevant. You determine how good your hand is by counting how many outs you have, and then converting those outs to a percentage of the time where you win, and then seeing if you're getting "pot odds." So, for example, If I have 2 spades in my hand and there are two on the board on the turn, then I have nine outs because there is a 9/46 chance that I will make my flush, so I need to be getting more than 46:9 on any money I put into the pot. The same concept applies to your pocket pairs. You only have two outs, so you'd better be getting 46:2 on your money or you're playing like a donk. With KQ, you've got 6 outs, so if your'e getting 46:6 on your money, then you're ok. Do you understand now noob?

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so if I have 2 Aces and 2 aces fall on the flop, I need to fold cause I have no outs left (47/0 no way getting the pot odds)?

Whats sites and with what name do you play?

[jman220]

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that you need more then one out to improve...and the aces need none

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But thats completely irrelevant. You determine how good your hand is by counting how many outs you have, and then converting those outs to a percentage of the time where you win, and then seeing if you're getting "pot odds." So, for example, If I have 2 spades in my hand and there are two on the board on the turn, then I have nine outs because there is a 9/46 chance that I will make my flush, so I need to be getting more than 46:9 on any money I put into the pot. The same concept applies to your pocket pairs. You only have two outs, so you'd better be getting 46:2 on your money or you're playing like a donk. With KQ, you've got 6 outs, so if your'e getting 46:6 on your money, then you're ok. Do you understand now noob?

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so if I have 2 Aces and 2 aces fall on the flop, I need to fold cause I have no outs left (47/0 no way getting the pot odds)?



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No, obviously not, you have a made hand there. But how often do you think you're going to make quad aces, noob? You keep banking on four aces, and I'll keep playing my pot odds, moran.

[Dilznoofus]

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that you need more then one out to improve...and the aces need none

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But thats completely irrelevant. You determine how good your hand is by counting how many outs you have, and then converting those outs to a percentage of the time where you win, and then seeing if you're getting "pot odds." So, for example, If I have 2 spades in my hand and there are two on the board on the turn, then I have nine outs because there is a 9/46 chance that I will make my flush, so I need to be getting more than 46:9 on any money I put into the pot. The same concept applies to your pocket pairs. You only have two outs, so you'd better be getting 46:2 on your money or you're playing like a donk. With KQ, you've got 6 outs, so if your'e getting 46:6 on your money, then you're ok. Do you understand now noob?

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so if I have 2 Aces and 2 aces fall on the flop, I need to fold cause I have no outs left (47/0 no way getting the pot odds)?



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No, obviously not, you have a made hand there. But how often do you think you're going to make quad aces, noob? You keep banking on four aces, and I'll keep playing my pot odds, moran.

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lol how can this still be fun for you?