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Old 11-28-2007, 03:22 AM
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wtf this forum was MADE for e-penii whip em out boysssss

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this man has a point
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:35 AM
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Call outs are cool but you guys look like morons arguing about repping whatever when you're at the table.

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Seriously, are these off-the-cuff expert analysis exchanges taking place regularly at the 1/2 tables?
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:39 AM
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Default Re: CALLING OUT TOKENBLAK

based on party pokah name, 2p2 name, and avatar, otis is most def a honkey
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:46 AM
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Default Re: CALLING OUT TOKENBLAK

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Call outs are cool but you guys look like morons arguing about repping whatever when you're at the table.

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Seriously, are these off-the-cuff expert analysis exchanges taking place regularly at the 1/2 tables?

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FoldEqu1ty is notorious for doing this. From PT stats to range analysis to expert strategy advice this awesome guy has done this for about as long as I remember. And then if you call him a bitch he comes back to call you out on twoplustwo.

It's not enough to just win the money you gotta tell everyone HEY GUYS IM GOOD AT POKER SO THAT MEANS IM COOL RIGHT?
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:10 AM
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Default Re: CALLING OUT TOKENBLAK

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based on party pokah name, 2p2 name, and avatar, otis is most def a honkey

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oh also i'm not tokenblak

i just think foldequ1ty suxxxxxxx
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:11 AM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Re: CALLING OUT TOKENBLAK

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Call outs are cool but you guys look like morons arguing about repping whatever when you're at the table.

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Seriously, are these off-the-cuff expert analysis exchanges taking place regularly at the 1/2 tables?

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FoldEqu1ty is notorious for doing this. From PT stats to range analysis to expert strategy advice this awesome guy has done this for about as long as I remember. And then if you call him a bitch he comes back to call you out on twoplustwo.

It's not enough to just win the money you gotta tell everyone HEY GUYS IM GOOD AT POKER SO THAT MEANS IM COOL RIGHT?

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And you're notorious for having a freaky obsession with trolling my posts at every opportunity. It's honestly quite flattering to have a dedicated e-stalker. Thanks honkey.
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:12 AM
Nybbles_64 Nybbles_64 is offline
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Default Re: CALLING OUT TOKENBLAK

You never learned how to bluff did you? You were about to orgasm in chat at the 200 combo meals you could buy from winning that bet...
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:12 AM
FoldEqu1ty FoldEqu1ty is offline
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Default Re: CALLING OUT TOKENBLAK

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based on party pokah name, 2p2 name, and avatar, otis is most def a honkey

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oh also i'm not tokenblak

i just think foldequ1ty suxxxxxxx

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Wow GTFO, really???? Who'd have thunkit?
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:37 AM
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And you're notorious for having a freaky obsession with trolling my posts at every opportunity. It's honestly quite flattering to have a dedicated e-stalker. Thanks honkey.

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZ wrong

you "called me out" two times and i pretty much just laughed at you and called you gay

here is the last time you called me out in the sept. chese thread, i really thought this was funny especially you calling me a 20/18 "lag". haha. i still can't believe you actually typed "thanks for the EV" and "thanks for the sklansky $ tard" into the party poker chat box (again this is his post not mine so he is hero and I'm the guy raping his face in the poker hand.)

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I swear to god, every third 2p2er who plays LAG is a total arrogant [censored] wanker. They steal with half their hands and bluff every street more often than not, relentlessly spewing money your way if you show "weakness" and just let the monkeys bet. But if they catch some ridiculous suckout along the way - oh my god, how awesome they are at teh poker!! How laughably horrible you are!! Somehow forgetting that they were firing at least two, often three barrels anyway if they missed, probably for a bigger bet too.

Sincerely, go [censored] yourselves. My EV here, versus one of you with your absolutely ridiculous range, is like 40BB. LOL at anyone who thinks otherwise. Scare cards are not scare cards if you bet every street with everything anyway.



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $198.00
Hero (BB): $197.00
UTG: $354.20
MP: $129.40
CO: $271.85
BTN: $242.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt J A (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, MP folds, CO raises to $10.00, 2 folds, Hero calls $8.00, UTG folds

Flop: ($23) 7 A K (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $16.00, Hero calls $16.00

Turn: ($55) 5 (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $36.00, Hero calls $36.00

River: ($127) 3 (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $80.00, Hero calls $80.00

Pot Size: $287.00 ($3.50 Rake)

CO had 5 3 (two pairs, Fives and Threes) and WON (+$141.50)
Hero had J A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$142.00)

Me: typical
Me: nicely butchered
**GOD**: haha pwned
**GOD**: u r gay
Me: thanks for the EV
**GOD**: god u r gay
**GOD**: foldequ1ty
**GOD**: go home
**GOD**: you arent as good as you think
Me: lol whatever
Me: just keep firing barrels
**GOD**: srsly take it to bbv you [censored]
Me: lol u were pushing if u missed
Me: srsly you just hit a runner runner and think u "PWNED"
**GOD**: haha
**GOD**: thx for the $ fish
**GOD**: i'm blocking ur chat now
Me: thx for the sklansky $ tard
**GOD**: i will spend your money on some coke and a hooker
**GOD**: holla
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:40 AM
Dan Terra Dan Terra is offline
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Default Re: CALLING OUT TOKENBLAK

this whoel thread is terrible ban everyone involved except me
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