Can someone translate for me? (Meine Deustche wird schlect geworden)

[Troll_Inc]

PokerStars Game #11928344754
Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02)

Table 'Oppavia II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Trolleur ($5.36 in chips) SB
Seat 2: wave261 ($17.69 in chips) BB
Seat 3: tu5can ($51.22 in chips)
Seat 5: Mebmer ($0.97 in chips)
Seat 6: PT-Power ($24.64 in chips)


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Trolleur [J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
tu5can: raises $0.02 to $0.04
PT-Power said, "last hand"
Mebmer: folds
PT-Power: calls $0.04
Trolleur: raises $0.02 to $0.06
wave261: folds
tu5can: raises $0.02 to $0.08
Trolleur said, "warum"
PT-Power: calls $0.04
Trolleur: raises $0.02 to $0.10
tu5can: raises $0.02 to $0.12
PT-Power said, "geen zin meer"
PT-Power: calls $0.04
Trolleur: raises $0.02 to $0.14
tu5can: raises $0.02 to $0.16
PT-Power: calls $0.04
Trolleur said, "wo?"
Trolleur said, "schwimmen in denMEer?"
Trolleur: raises $0.02 to $0.18
PT-Power said, "ff flopje kijken man"
tu5can: raises $0.02 to $0.20
PT-Power: calls $0.04
tu5can said, "TRAP"
Trolleur: calls $0.02

*** FLOP *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Trolleur: bets $0.62
tu5can: raises $0.62 to $1.24
KevinPollack joins the table at seat #2
tu5can said, "lol"
PT-Power: folds
Trolleur: raises $0.62 to $1.86
tu5can: raises $0.62 to $2.48
PT-Power leaves the table
Trolleur: raises $0.62 to $3.10
tu5can: raises $0.62 to $3.72
Trolleur: raises $0.62 to $4.34
tu5can: raises $0.62 to $4.96
Trolleur: raises $0.20 to $5.16 and is all-in
tu5can: calls $0.20

*** TURN *** [J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]

*** RIVER *** [7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]


*** SUMMARY ***

Seat 1: Trolleur (small blind) showed [Js Tc Qh 8c] and won ($10.44) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack
Seat 3: tu5can mucked [5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]

Trolleur said, "shippen den Pot"
tu5can said, "SJIPPIT"
tu5can said, "kam, wat zeg je dr van?"


Dealt to Trolleur [9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]

tu5can: bets $0.02
Trolleur: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Trolleur: checks
DeKameleon said, "heuh wat?"
tu5can: bets $0.02
Trolleur: calls $0.02
*** RIVER *** [Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
DeKameleon said, "ik zit bijna te slapen hier"
Trolleur: checks
tu5can: bets $0.31
Trolleur said, "Was schalppen zie?"

2hands later

Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/09/07 - 19:01:36 (ET)

Table 'Oppavia II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Trolleur ($9.99 in chips)
Seat 3: tu5can ($46.42 in chips)
Seat 4: DeKameleon ($4.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Mebmer ($0.91 in chips)
Mebmer: posts small blind $0.01
Trolleur: posts big blind $0.02
tu5can said, "weg?"
KevinPollack: sits out

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Trolleur [K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
tu5can: raises $0.02 to $0.04
DeKameleon: calls $0.04
Mebmer: calls $0.03
Trolleur: raises $0.16 to $0.20
tu5can: raises $0.16 to $0.36
DeKameleon: folds
Mebmer: calls $0.32
Trolleur: raises $1.12 to $1.48
DeKameleon said, "ohja... ik zie het al...ik ga ook zo pleite ja"
tu5can: calls $1.12
Trolleur said, "Alles in!"
Mebmer: calls $0.55 and is all-in

*** FLOP *** [8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Trolleur: checks
tu5can: bets $0.02
Trolleur: raises $3.80 to $3.82
tu5can: raises $11.40 to $15.22
Trolleur: calls $4.69 and is all-in

*** TURN *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
*** RIVER *** [2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.93 Main pot $2.67. Side pot $17.26. | Rake $1

Seat 1: Trolleur (big blind) showed [Kd 7h Kh Td] and won ($19.93) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 3: tu5can mucked [Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]

[happyhour456]

first! TROLL!

[aakkaakkaa]

it aint much if aint dutch...

[hra146]

- PT-Power said, "ff flopje kijken man"

gonna see a flop here


- tu5can said, "kam, wat zeg je dr van?"

kam, what do you think about that?


-DeKameleon said, "ik zit bijna te slapen hier"

Im about to fall asleep here


- tu5can said, "weg?"

away/gone?


-DeKameleon said, "ohja... ik zie het al...ik ga ook zo pleite ja"

oh yeah, I can see it... Im going broke here too



/ German BBV mod translating dutch

[Kameleon]

I think we were monkeying around on this limit with an entire table of dutchies at first [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Hope ya had fun [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[icanseeyourcards]

lol dutch

[xjimraketex]

[ QUOTE ]
- PT-Power said, "ff flopje kijken man"

gonna see a flop here


- tu5can said, "kam, wat zeg je dr van?"

kam, what do you think about that?


-DeKameleon said, "ik zit bijna te slapen hier"

Im about to fall asleep here


- tu5can said, "weg?"

away/gone?


-DeKameleon said, "ohja... ik zie het al...ik ga ook zo pleite ja"

oh yeah, I can see it... Im going broke here too



/ German BBV mod translating dutch

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[skibbel]

I can't even see the hole picture at 1600*1200.

[Savaron]

folgende zeile als Bookmark (als url) abspeichern, bei nem klick, werden zu große bilder auf 800px (beliebig) automatisch verkleinert..

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[dboy23]

pics of hotter dutch chicks possible?