Help going on a massive heater

[Shizzle12345]

this is how TO RUN HOOOTT, how to get out of a ds in 1 day lol:

[NozeCandy]

Ok first you need to round up $1k. I don't care how you do it, you just need to have something to start with. I recommend exposing yourself with poker site logos covering your naughty bits. Anyway, then you get all in repeatedly as a 75%-95% favorite. Accept some anal on the side for satellite entries, then own those after learning all the percentages and standard deviations. Get backed by creepy old guys for anything you might lose and bam, you'll have $200k in no time.

[mastin1]

doctorjae: American Beauty

[T-God]

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Thanks Monty, a lot of good stuff there for me to try.

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If my advice can help just one single poker player go on a massive, ball-draining mega-rush for thousands and thousands of big bets that inspires him to take a wild shot at super high limits and TOTALLY CRUSH them in a frenzy of record-breaking, edge-case, positive results that rocket upwards in a vertiginous spiral of confidence- and cocaine-feuled expert play matched to the kind of face-destroying, odds-defying, nit-demanding-NEW SET UP!-causing, epic run of good cards that seems to go on forever and ends up revolutionizing not only the player's bankroll and poker game but also their actual life, giving them a profound sense of accomplishment and maybe even a brief glimpse into the transcendent machinery of infinite truth that lies behind the petty, pitiful, practical understanding of randomness we call "variance", then the work I've done constructing this incredibly long sentence will not have been in vain.

/mc

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[furyshade]

step 1) set your location on stars to Waterloo, this ensures running good
step 2) if you somehow aren't running good from that, put a picture of timex as your avatar

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A good mnemonic is Forget Toiletpaper? Tree Bark Refreshes Quickly (Flop Trips, Turn Boats, River Quads)

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Gold

[LionelHutz00]

Pray every night to Raptor Christ.