PASSAMAN POST #666. BBV 10 COMMANDMENTS

[Bulletproof Monk]

i like you but i liked you more before this post.

dont take the internet so seriously....

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you are a bunch of rejects from MTG who either are 124 pounds with stick arms or are 5’ 5” and 270, and who use criticism of others and mob mentality to attack at all opportunities, in order to finally feel manly and part of a group.

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inappropriate imo.

[NewTeaBag]

[x]Evangilizing in BBV
[x]Thinly veiled barbs at other religions
[x]Judging others
[x]Casting the first stone
[x]Imma victim
[ ]humour

[4_2_it]

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f the haters passaman, I liked it

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Thanks, man. I think it's funny. I especially like how I replaced "bastard" with "Virgin birth" in the pole. Also, I clearly admit there's a humor barrier between 40 year olds and college kids. For people my age, this is funny.

PAGING 42_It...he'll like it.

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Heh. I did like it.

#11 - Youth is wasted on the young.

[SneakyFerret]

Jesus f-ing Christ, why did I read this horrible thread....

[Baloosh]

This thread caused a bunch of age discrimination. Old duders hatin on the young Thundercats. Youngster hatin on the Geritol crew.

Whole 10 Commandments thing was kind of "meh" for me. Passa, you come off in this post as WAY too judgmental of most people, and the whole "Holier than thou" attitude that I thought you were trying to eschew in your personal spirituality?

I doubt this is a level -- you seem WAY too committed to treat this satirically.

[NewTeaBag]

[diebitter]

11. it's ok to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays".
12. it is wrong to be french.
13. it is ok to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
14. lawyers, see rule 13.
15. it is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
16. everyone should carpool... except me.
17. bring back the word "stewardesses".
18. synchronized swimming is not a sport.
19. mud wrestling is a sport.
20. You shall not remake the bionic woman and neglect to remake:
<ul type="square">[*] The 6 Million Dollar Man[*] The Time Tunnel[*] Vegas (the Dan Tanna one)
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[The B]

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11. it's ok to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays".
12. it is wrong to be french.
13. it is ok to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
14. lawyers, see rule 13.
15. it is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
16. everyone should carpool... except me.
17. bring back the word "stewardesses".
18. synchronized swimming is not a sport.
19. mud wrestling is a sport.
20. You shall not remake the bionic woman and neglect to remake:
<ul type="square">[*] The 6 Million Dollar Man[*] The Time Tunnel[*] Vegas (the Dan Tanna one)
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21. God made girrafes because Dids could uppercut a horse
22. the snozberries taste like snozberries
23. don't talk about your girlfriend, mother, aunt, professor, babysitter, etc w/out posting pics
24. never refer to OP as BBV chaplain

[diebitter]

25. A cup of hot fat sounds better than it tastes
26. A hot fatty is better than it sounds

[Labarde]

27. Epilepsy and this picture don't go well together: