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Old 08-02-2006, 07:59 PM
ddubois ddubois is offline
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Default Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Thank you much for posting this despite the possibility that it might expose you to heckling.

I think your dissapointment is justified, not laughable. I have noticed some porn actresses do a much better job of feigning interest/excitement than others. And they are always more attractive beyond physical beauty if they can manage to do this. IMO, you shouldn't be a whore if you can't pretend to have a good time; no one wants to screw someone who's looking at their watch.

Maybe springing for the full hour would have helped with the latter. Also, maybe you should have asked her before you started how much more it would cost for her to pretend she's having sex with someone she likes.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:02 PM
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Thank you much for posting this despite the possibility that it might expose you to heckling.

I think your dissapointment is justified, not laughable. I have noticed some porn actresses do a much better job of feigning interest/excitement than others. And they are always more attractive beyond physical beauty if they can manage to do this. IMO, you shouldn't be a whore if you can't pretend to have a good time; no one wants to screw someone who's looking at their watch.

Maybe springing for the full hour would have helped with the latter. Also, maybe you should have asked her before you started how much more it would cost for her to pretend she's having a good time.

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Old 08-02-2006, 08:07 PM
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so when are you getting tested?
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:07 PM
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850=1hr anal



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And she earns every penny
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:11 PM
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so when are you getting tested?

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now there's a trip report!
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:14 PM
mntbikr15 mntbikr15 is offline
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I have bigger boobies than her.

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Whats your rate?
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:17 PM
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handsome,

Seriously, please explain why you went 220 instead of 250.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:22 PM
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El D,

That's like 27 Taco Supremes after taxes. Not unsubstantial.

Handsome were you thinking about Jackie O'Nassis while you were giving it to this chick doggystyle? Thinking about IP lookups and the like? That's hot.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:25 PM
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With that extra 1/2 hour you could have had her wash her cooter.
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Old 08-02-2006, 08:29 PM
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Only one way to avenge your $220 loss. Send her an e-mail from a fictitious account saying hey I was going to hook but then I read this post I changed my mind due to quality of service.
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