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Old 11-27-2007, 10:19 PM
wickedgoodtrader wickedgoodtrader is offline
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Default BEAT: My bluffs never work

Sometimes I'll just decide Im gonna bluff a guy when I've got position on him by raisin him and and planning on gettin him off a marginal hand.

IT NEVER EVER FUKIN WORKS! Somehow they always call then call again then push in on the river or reraise me all-in. Now if I actually had a set or something they would insta fold.. WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:20 PM
LT22 LT22 is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

move up where they respect your bluffs
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:20 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

obviously everyone you play against is a superuser.
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:22 PM
Jailblazers Jailblazers is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

Maybe your playing against me.

Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $9.15
CO: $44.90
BTN: $8.55
SB: $9.60
BB: $15.70
Hero (UTG): $12.20

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $0.40</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.40, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $0.70</font>, BTN calls $0.70

Turn: ($2.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $1.10</font>, Hero calls $1.10

River: ($4.55) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $2.70</font>, Hero calls $2.70

Results: $9.95 Pot ($0.45 Rake)
BTN showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Threes) and LOST (-$4.90 NET)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and WON $9.50 (+$4.60 NET)
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:31 PM
SDone SDone is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

[ QUOTE ]
Maybe your playing against me.

Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $9.15
CO: $44.90
BTN: $8.55
SB: $9.60
BB: $15.70
Hero (UTG): $12.20

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $0.40</font>, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.40, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.95) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $0.70</font>, BTN calls $0.70

Turn: ($2.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $1.10</font>, Hero calls $1.10

River: ($4.55) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $2.70</font>, Hero calls $2.70

Results: $9.95 Pot ($0.45 Rake)
BTN showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Threes) and LOST (-$4.90 NET)
Hero showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and WON $9.50 (+$4.60 NET)

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How is this anything but standard?
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:31 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

jailblazers that is seriously such a sick hand how the [censored] did you manage to keep callin there [censored]
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:32 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

[censored] i cant get my mind off it jailblazers post your thoughts NOW please i need to sleep tonight [censored] its like aids to my concious i NEED TO KNOW
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:34 PM
JokersAttack JokersAttack is offline
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

can we please report jailblazers for superusing?

that hand is unpossible
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:38 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

[x] Puttin on my Hip-Waders - It's gettin deep in here.
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Old 11-27-2007, 10:39 PM
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Default Re: BEAT: My bluffs never work

OP, the same thing happens to me.
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