Good God, I love me some Rachael Ray

PokerHatesMe · #1 10-29-2007, 03:13 AM

She is perfect...smokin hot and knows how to cook... i make sure to tivo 30 minute meals every day.

tedfurlong · #2 10-29-2007, 03:25 AM

She's built like a keg, ban.

PokerHatesMe · #3 10-29-2007, 03:28 AM

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She's older like 36-40?

And for all the food she probably eats being that she is a chef...and does travel shows where she eats a lot... she is in damn good shape... so ban your gayness.

nath · #4 10-29-2007, 04:31 AM

I'm gonna be the guy who supports OP and gets made fun of for admitting he would do really dirty things to Rachael Ray.

gisb0rne · #5 10-29-2007, 05:31 AM

Wow they did some serious photoshop on that pic.

ConspirEDD · #6 10-29-2007, 05:40 AM

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Very true. no reason for the pre-bukkake on the spoon

Fast Food Knight · #7 10-29-2007, 08:28 AM

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marchron · #8 10-29-2007, 12:13 PM

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I'm gonna be the guy who supports OP and gets made fun of for admitting he would do really dirty things to Rachael Ray.

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I have fantasies of a three-way between me, Rachel, and Kelly Ripa, who looks like Rachel's hotter younger sister:

XXXNoahXXX · #9 10-29-2007, 12:15 PM

marchon,

of all the women you can fantasize about having a threesome with you choose these two trolls?

if i had to pick two women to bash in the face they might win.

tdarko · #10 10-29-2007, 12:21 PM

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I would imagine a lot of the respondents in this thread, it being OOT and all, are early 20 something males who have not figured out the distinction between "will cook" and "is actually pretty good at it."

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Actually no Gump. And first of all I am not comparing her to any other on the Food Network, I am comparing her food to how a meal should taste--her food sucks. I also grew up w/ my father's cooking which is outstanding, truly outstanding (I won't get into it, no need) and I understand how to cook and realize that Rachel Ray makes some some quick little crappy meals. If that is what you like fine, it isn't what I like--I happen to like good food.

So don't start assuming anything and grouping into demographic by using my quote b/c I meant what I said and it is right and not an opinion. She isn't a chef, she isn't a good cook...she is basically the equivalent of going over to your friends house and his/her mom whipping up an ok meal for everyone. Whatev, I don't waste my time tivo'ing that nonsense.