"The Ofdabeat hates backpackers special"

[Bedreviter]

So basically you have a 6 feet long e-penis that you have to keep inflated by telling people online how much better you are than a certain group of turists that somehow are rude enough to travel a country dressed different than yourself. And that some of the locals that you by your pure awesomeness have integrated with so perfectly share the same ideas like yourself is so cool. I cannot see why you would give a flying [censored] about the backpackers that you clearly are way to cool to interact with anyways, but of course you have to keep your e-penis so huge by telling people on the web about how low the backpackers are compared to yourself in the thai-culture.

Funny how you feel the need for calling me "backpacker fanboy", claiming that I think sleeping with Thai-girls is somehow "oppressing them", and that I have to be gay or racist to not find most Thai-girl goodlooking. I guess it is easier for you to deal with different people with views that differ from your own if you can give them attributes and put them into groups that you make up. Funny how Im the one with a "small brain". You arent too good at dealing with other people unless you can insult them with some random [censored] you just make up, are you?

You dont care if people wear hawaiian shirt and shorts every day, as long as peopel are clean and dont call local girls for whores or have a fat white stoenhead girlfriend. You must have missed your OP where you clearly express that you have a problem with what people wear (fisherman pants) and eat banana pancakes.


Why you care if people have a fat (why the hell do you care about the weight of other people girlfriends?), white (hmmm, yeah cant have a white girlfriend, thats stupid. Guess there is something wrong with white girls? Maybe you have been rejected too many times by them?) stonehead (why the [censored] do you care about this as long as its not your girlfriend?) girlfriends.

And why is it a problem for you that people go 5 days without shaving? You are one little hateful person arent you? Wow, some people dont shave everyday, thats terrible. And even though I dont know any backpackers I certainly have never heard anything about this supposedly "superior to other tourist"-feeling you imagine yourself that they have.

Well, whatever make your tiny self-esteem grow go for it. If just feeling rightous and hateful against backpackers on a day to day basis, or if you come on 2+2 to inflate your e-penis telling everyone about your awesome life in "friggin bangkok baby".

We are all anxiously awaiting your next post about your awesome education, superhot engineering girlfriend, the size of whatever bank you have worked for, how many languages you know, your awesome classic acting, your mad skills as a jazz-musician, and how you probably screw 1000 times more hot women than any of us ever can dream about.

Nothing is more exciting than people who go to forums like this to tell others about their awesome intellect, how they "live life to the fullest", how everyone else than you are stupid, ugly and nowhere near you on any level. I am deeply thankful for getting the chance to live through you.

You know, the more times you tell people on the internet about how awesome you are and how amazing your life and everything about you and all your skills are then it eventually must be true, right? That you come across like an hateful self-righteous unsecure nerd in the process is probably something that naturally comes with all that awesomeness that is you.