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Old 08-21-2007, 01:45 PM
Rootabager Rootabager is offline
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Default Re: Could you dump a perfect 10?

If she is really that hot you should be able to bang other hot girls.

Have you never seen that episode of seinfeld where George has the models picture. That is really how it is in real life.


Asians can be 10's. I did not believe it but saw one playing poker at Caesars, Indiana about 3 weeks ago. I couldnt get over it.
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:51 PM
Lottery Larry Lottery Larry is offline
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Default Re: Could you dump a perfect 10?

"'Can you walk with me and can we decide where we are going together? I'm not your dog'"

And you said this with a straight face?
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:54 PM
Lottery Larry Lottery Larry is offline
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Default Re: Could you dump a perfect 10?

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Just stop dealing with her [censored]. She will either shape up or dump you. Problem solved either way.

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clearly you have never dated a gorgeous, handed everything on a silver platter spoiled woman. dumping me constantly over random [censored]=she will only be in the relationship on her terms. she knows her value. its really lame

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Too bad you don't know yours. And I never would have dated someone like that for long... I'd not have to know about her personality.
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:56 PM
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Default Re: Could you dump a perfect 10?

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Please post a trip report style recount of one of your fights.

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Ok. Last night we are shopping and she is leading me around like her poodle as usual. She walks really fast (which is very unlike her, normally I have to slow way down to not be walking twenty feet ahead of her) and never tells me when she decides to turn some place or whatever. I'm just expected to follow along and smile.

When she wants to go in someplace she just says something retarded like 'oooh, look at that' and just walks in. If I want to go someplace she like gets annoyed with me and is really impatient. If I say a word after standing around watching her try in shoes after fifteen minutes, she'll flip out.

So yesterday I'm drooling at the sight of the Apple store just ahead of us and said something earlier about how I wanted to go there, and after looking at womens accessories and clothing etc for as long as we have, it looks like paradise. Well right as we were walking toward it she takes a quick turn onto the up escalator. WTF? I call out her name and she turns around and I look toward the Apple store. She rolls her eyes and says 'what???' clearly annoyed.

'We've been going into stores for you for an hour, can we go some place I want now?'

<slams hands against her hips> I want to go to Bebe.

<me not wanting this to turn into another lame argument but wanting to exert some semblance of testicular fortitude>

'Can you walk with me and can we decide where we are going together? I'm not your dog'

Then she starts flipping out saying how I dont care about her and I am selfish blah blah making a [censored] scene. We leave within ten minutes and talk very little the rest of the night.

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Good news. You should keep sleeping with her. This problem will solve itself soon, when she:

1. Dumps you.
2. Sleeps with someone else.
3. Sleeps with someone else and dumps you.

By the way, you are not dating this woman. You are not her boyfriend. You are her accessory. Accustom yourself to that, and decide if it's worth it to continue.
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:58 PM
Lottery Larry Lottery Larry is offline
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By the way, you are not dating this woman. You are not her boyfriend. You are her accessory. Accustom yourself to that, and decide if it's worth it to continue.

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amen
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:59 PM
BobOjedaFan BobOjedaFan is offline
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By the way, you are not dating this woman. You are not her boyfriend. You are her accessory. Accustom yourself to that, and decide if it's worth it to continue.

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amen

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VR is pretty smart for a chick.
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:07 PM
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:07 PM
Anacardo Anacardo is offline
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By the way, you are not dating this woman. You are not her boyfriend. You are her accessory. Accustom yourself to that, and decide if it's worth it to continue.

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amen

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VR is pretty smart for a chick.

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I'm totally crushing and I don't mind admitting it.
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:10 PM
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Less Talk More Rokk
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:15 PM
BobOjedaFan BobOjedaFan is offline
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By the way, you are not dating this woman. You are not her boyfriend. You are her accessory. Accustom yourself to that, and decide if it's worth it to continue.

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amen

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VR is pretty smart for a chick.

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I'm totally crushing and I don't mind admitting it.

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You should be, She won't show POG photos but her voice is totally hot... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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