How to get friend in bed with ugly girl?

[inferno]

Here is the deal, my friend hasnt had sex for a while and there is this girl who is really ugly.
The girl seems interested in him and sends regurally a text msg to him like why dont you stay over tonight and shizzle. Now normally he woudn't go having sex with her but I am trying to convince him its ok to go there one night and dump her the next morning. If this goes through I can make fun of him for eternity.

OT please give me some advice to ease up this process.

[Evenkeal]

Why do you want to make him further embarassed of his sexual feelings? This will only hurt your "friend." (ie., good for OOT.)

[Magisastar]

Dude, if he doesnt want to root her, then he doesnt want to root her. I dont see why it has anything to do with you to be honest.

[Wools]

Ummm, beer?

[Jimmyjohn]

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I am trying to convince him its ok to go there one night and dump her the next

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If you keep promoting this, he is going to realize you are boffing her too. Maybe if you stopped parking overnight in front of her place he would feel less intimidated.

JJ

[tufat23]

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Here is the deal, my friend hasnt had sex for a while and there is this girl who is really ugly.

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this isn't gonna help him.

[Warik]

friends don't let friends bang ugly chicks

[meccaNES]

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friends don't let friends bang ugly chicks

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You sir, are a bro. About damn time someone stood up.

Dude, don't trick your friend into banging an ugly and or fat girl. Now if this is an acquantince or just some guy you don't like. Alchohol and "he says he wants to talk to you in private so go get him alone" should work the best.

[oddjob]

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Here is the deal, my friend hasnt had sex for a while and there is this girl who is really ugly.
The girl seems interested in him and sends regurally a text msg to him like why dont you stay over tonight and shizzle. Now normally he woudn't go having sex with her but I am trying to convince him its ok to go there one night and dump her the next morning. If this goes through I can make fun of him for eternity.

OT please give me some advice to ease up this process.

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did you really just use shizzle?

guys are not held accountable for who they nail, if it's been over 6 months. so even if he did nail an ugly chick, you are not allowed to make fun of him. and if you do, you will get herpes from the next girl you screw. fo shizzle.

[Gunny Highway]

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Dude, if he doesnt want to root her, then he doesnt want to root her. I dont see why it has anything to do with you to be honest.

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Dis you miss this part?

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If this goes through I can make fun of him for eternity.


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