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[Paul B.]

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Oh man, this is hilarious. Close, because all asians look the same. Seriously though, that asian dude looks exactly like yvesaint.

[Scotty_12]

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futuredoc



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LOL this one is the best

[K䲰䮥n]

blackize:

[suzzer99]

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Suzzer talks about downswings and the increasing difficulty of the 60s at rhino. seriously.

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Timeline of events at the Rhino (note actual poker discussion time):

3:15am - suzzer meets bones at Rhino, suzzer and bones wander around for about 10 minutes looking for various past stripper-loves of bones's's

3:25am - bones gives doorman $100 to find us a table, doorman kisses our butts

3:30am - suzzer and bones talk sng strategy and various aspects of detrimental poker attitudes

3:40am - bones meets brand new stripper-friend and begins to chat

17 seconds later - bones disappears with brand new stripper-friend never to be seen again

3:50am - suzzer meets new stripper-friend, who begins ordering rounds of Yaeger, things get fuzzy

4:05am - suzzer regales his stripper with story of crazy night after Usher's 2nd place cash, that suzzer turned down to play $1/$2 with Microbet and GtrHtr at Lucky Strike (or Nugget or something, one of those places)

5 seconds after suzzer mentions $40k spent that night - suzzer's new stripper friend drags him into the VIP room until all his credit cards run dry, never even asking why people are named "Microbet" or "GtrHtr"

9am-ish - stripper is pissed that suzzer still owes her money, Rhino people tell her to buzz off and get suzzer a cab, suzzer actually goes back to hotel and gets cash for stripper, suzzer comes back to Rhino, stripper is gone of course, suzzer gives money to doorman, quite sure it got to stripper, several Rhino employees are touched suzzer actually returned

8pm-ish - suzzer reports all credit cards lost and orders new ones

[Scotty_12]

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All Toronto Posters




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lol solid post suzzer. These types of posts are the best ones. I wish I had a bunch of [censored] up stories involving strip clubs, hookers, chicken coops and spending tons of cash... some day.

[bones]

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lol solid post suzzer. These types of posts are the best ones. I wish I had a bunch of [censored] up stories involving strip clubs, hookers, chicken coops and spending tons of cash... some day.

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bones wander around for about 10 minutes looking for various past stripper-loves of bones's's

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This was how I started my night 3 days/week for a couple months. It's a pretty big reason why I no longer have any money.

[Scotty_12]

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seconds after suzzer mentions $40k spent that night - suzzer's new stripper friend drags him into the VIP room until all his credit cards run dry, never even asking why people are named "Microbet" or "GtrHtr"

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LOL

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9am-ish - stripper is pissed that suzzer still owes her money, Rhino people tell her to buzz off and get suzzer a cab, suzzer actually goes back to hotel and gets cash for stripper, suzzer comes back to Rhino, stripper is gone of course, suzzer gives money to doorman, quite sure it got to stripper, several Rhino employees are touched suzzer actually returned

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Hilarious that her services continued after you ran out of cash, hilarious that you went back after you wereo ff the hook.

Most hilarious : you really think the doorman gave it to her.

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8pm-ish - suzzer reports all credit cards lost and orders new ones

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We have a new winner for most hilarious

[jgunnip]

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when mississippi state is beating some of your conferences best teams your conference is great. They are the best conf in the ncaa.



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fyp

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LOL QFF

[jgunnip]

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good2cu's living room



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there eight (8) chicks that i would do in this pic. bonus points ($25) for picking them all out gogogogo