Celebrities ordering Pizza

[Thundercat32]

A dine n dash thread in OOT reminded me of this stunt I use to pull.

Back in the summer of 2004 I worked at Domino's pizza as a delivery driver. I got fired in the fall and wasn't too happy about the way I got let go, the manager was kinda an uptight POS. It was kinda funny because he was always in a rush to get orders out regardless of common sense. I once asked him if we should make this order because I just took an order to this address on my last delivery. He said just shut up and make the order.

So when I got let go I decided to get a little payback. I knew if I called up the girls working the front and used actors names they would know, but if I used former NFL Quarterback names they would have no idea what I was up to.

So every week during football season Dan Marino, Boomer Esaison, Joe Montanna, Jim Kelly, Vinny Testeverde, Dan Fouts, and Terry Bradshaw all ordered between $25 and $70 of pizzas, wings, and cokes.

About 3 months later I bumped into one of my old co workers at a bowling alley, I told him I heard I Dan Marino came into the store to pick up some pizza. He started laughing his ass off and told me that the manager actually got excited when he found out Vinny Testeverde was coming to pick up pizzas.

[McBusto]

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A dine n dash thread in OOT


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stopped right there.

[boomshakalaka]

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stopped right there.

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yah wtf, dine and dash? I think we did that when we were 12. That craps as unballer as Raptor Jesus is great.

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yah wtf, dine and dash? I think we did that when we were 12. That craps as unballer as Raptor Jesus is great.

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LOLZ RJ

[doc_1982]

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A dine n dash thread in OOT should have reminded me that nobody wants to hear about this stuff in BBV

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[absoludicrous]

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Is there any way we can overthrow OOT? Raptor Jesus, lead us to victory!

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Is there any way we can overthrow OOT? Raptor Jesus, lead us to victory!

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I saw that cereal thread you mentioned earlier. That has to be some 37th level [censored]. There's no way a person can be that much of a hippopotamus.

[neuroman]

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obv not now, don't you know there are spies everywhere?

[doc_1982]

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Is there any way we can overthrow OOT? Raptor Jesus, lead us to victory!

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Are you kidding me? [censored] scares the [censored] out of me!

[Michael Davis]

I could have overlooked the gross misspellings, but messing up Montana is pretty bad. Then again, you did get fired from Domino's.

-Michael