Lets beat a drug test - Page 5

FireStorm · #41 10-10-2007, 07:16 PM

1) Appears from your posts that you're a fairly regular pothead, and you smoked for awhile before undertaking the task of getting this job. You then smoked again, based on the fact that you thought you'd be tested "sometime next week" as opposed to the next day. Does it appear that you might have more long-term issues then simply beating this one test?

2) Since you asked for an answer, it would seem your best, and only, option is to have a friend give you a sample, and bring it in for you. I doubt you are applying for a serious enough position that you will be watched from a full frontal vantage point, you can probably simply transfer the sample and move ahead.

3) Fiske, it is the Land Of The Free. He is certainly free to not take the test, no one is forcing him to do so. He will then however also be subjected to the freedom of not having employment. If you don't like the laws, move to a pot-legal country, where I'm sure you will enjoy living on $4.16 a day and fishing dinner out of the river with a sharpened stick.

Mike Gallo · #42 10-10-2007, 07:28 PM

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So I have a drug test tomorrow at 8am. I smoked last night, and have been quite frequenly for the past few weeks.

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This post sounds like a cry for help.
You have a test on Thursday, you party on Tuesday and you look for a solution at 5pm the night before the test [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

You need to find a detox agent <font color="green"> NOW </font>. You need to flush your body. THC has the same sticky qualities as good stuff. The THC sticks to your fat for long storage.

You still might pass depending on how they test. When you say test do you mean swap, hair or pee test?
You might pass a pee test, however you have no shot at passing a swap or hair test.

kemystery · #43 10-10-2007, 08:25 PM

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Thanks for the helpful replies. So here is the plan:

My buddy is gonna come with me to the hospital where I have to piss test. He's gonna piss in a medicine bottle, give it to me, still warm, and I'll tuck that [censored] in my pants and take care of business. Seems like a solid plan, and a better chance of success than the detox stuff considering how much ive been smoking.

Trip report to follow.

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get some heat pads for back pain from the Drug Store to wrap around the bottle to keep it warm

pokerbobo · #44 10-10-2007, 08:31 PM

My friend used to drink prego womens urine to mask steroids when he played college football..... might work for you too.

Wilpro · #45 10-10-2007, 08:38 PM

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I'm amazed at the fact that you guys put up with being subjected to routine mass drug tests.

Land Of The Free indeed.

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glad i'm not the only one thinking this. Living in America is -EV in so many ways...

FireStorm · #46 10-10-2007, 09:02 PM

Would you say it's better to:
A) not do illegal, dangerous, worthless drugs, take a drug test pass, and get a great job in order to have solid opportunities;
B) live in Algeria, not have to worry about drug tests, get jobs easily which pay $39 a week, most of which goes towards new shoes to replace the ones you wear out walking 7 miles to the nearest town;

Run some Pokerstove on the EV of that one, champ.

Klompy · #47 10-10-2007, 09:09 PM

If I was an employer I would def want the ability to make sure I'm not hiring a junkie. Drug testing before a job is only a problem if you have a drug problem, to most people it doesn't matter.

If someone failed a marijuana test before trying to get a job from me, I wouldn't be denying them a job because they smoke pot, it would be because they're dumb enough to not stop for 3 weeks before I hire them.

Wilpro · #48 10-10-2007, 09:10 PM

Just because Algeria is even more -EV, doesnt stop USA from being -EV for stuff too.

ContactGSW · #49 10-10-2007, 09:10 PM

As an MD, who is regularly drug tested and who deals in tox issues all the time your only option is to smuggle. I got drunk in deer camp and took one puff and the next monday got tested, I basicly over hydrated and peed clear water, but they test the creatinine in these things and can tell if you are diluted. I probably didnt inhale I was so drunk, and the Cr test is expensive so doubt they test every sample, so did not have a retest. Anyway, THC is lipophillic, and at your level of usage you are leaching a very small amount constantly out of your fat, but well within the ability of even the most basic screen to catch. smuggle a Mormon friends urine, the weak link in these tests are that most monitors really don't feel like looking at a bunch of guys dicks all day.

NT! · #50 10-10-2007, 10:14 PM

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Would you say it's better to:
A) not do illegal, dangerous, worthless drugs, take a drug test pass, and get a great job in order to have solid opportunities;
B) live in Algeria, not have to worry about drug tests, get jobs easily which pay $39 a week, most of which goes towards new shoes to replace the ones you wear out walking 7 miles to the nearest town;

Run some Pokerstove on the EV of that one, champ.

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yeah, because the only countries that don't have widespread drug testing are like, dirty and stuff.

seriously, take this crap to politics, i hear they like paranoid xenophobes there