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Re: ***Official HU Forum LC Life Thread***
daveT your phone card had less minutes because the call you were making was billed at a higher rate (international?). Also this girl is making the effort to talk to you so relax, your already in.
As for my own story heres one of my favorites from early sophomore year, Im at my good friends party and am very drunk. I was told that some sweet cute girl tried to introduce herself to me in the kitchen and all I did was turn on her and loudly proclaim to everyone in earshot that she was easy (to give you an idea of my mindset). Anyways I come out of my black out at some point and Im making out with this girl who I was told was pretty cute (if you've never blacked out you tend to only come out when something important is happening) at this point Im bargaining with her trying to get her upstairs into a bedroom. Shes seems willing but all of a sudden shes asks if I know her name... C *pauses* "No no no baby, trust me, its more romantic this way" Girl *giggles* "Ill give you seven guesses" C: "Hmmm, is it Kate?" Girl shakes her head and at this point I notice my friends watching our little exchange so I decide to show off. C: "Kate?" Girl: "No..." C: "Alright let me think, is it Kate?" Girl: "..." C: "Hold up, hold up, Kate? C: "Katy" C: "Katy bear dont be mad!" At this point I realize I have one guess and decide to get serious. C "Jill?" And that was the last I saw of her. |
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Oh my....
I was at a bar with two friends. One friend had two girls who wanted to get me in a threesome. I was 19 at the time. The bar checked my ID, couldn't read it, and stamped my hand. The friend and I made a friendly bet: Who could out-drink each other? About 10 beers into the match, my buddy takes me into the bathroom, and told me the good news about his two friends (they were Hooters girls). He said it straight: "Look, if you want to give up the match, I don't mind, we'll do it later." I walked out to the bar, and began talking to the two objects. I guess I was going fine. I decided that this was going to be an awesome night, so I kept up the match and figured I will get laid as well. Three triple shots of Tequilas later I blacked out. I do remember tidbits of that night, but none of it had to do with women and sex. |
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Oh my.... I was at a bar with two friends. One friend had two girls who wanted to get me in a threesome. I was 19 at the time. The bar checked my ID, couldn't read it, and stamped my hand. The friend and I made a friendly bet: Who could out-drink each other? About 10 beers into the match, my buddy takes me into the bathroom, and told me the good news about his two friends (they were Hooters girls). He said it straight: "Look, if you want to give up the match, I don't mind, we'll do it later." I walked out to the bar, and began talking to the two objects. I guess I was going fine. I decided that this was going to be an awesome night, so I kept up the match and figured I will get laid as well. Three triple shots of Tequilas later I blacked out. I do remember tidbits of that night, but none of it had to do with women and sex. [/ QUOTE ] Im generally not an offensive poster, but... sir, you are retarded. |
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LOL....
Ten years later, I have grown slightly smarter. |
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OK getting so drunk you cant have a threesome is pretty balla, why cant you take this mentality and apply it to the new chick daveT?
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OK getting so drunk you cant have a threesome is pretty balla, why cant you take this mentality and apply it to the new chick daveT? [/ QUOTE ] Your right, I am going back to alcoholism and I am going to just drop this s###. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I'm confused. I mean, 3000 miles of distance, you know. I just realized how bad I am making myself look. |
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daveT your phone card had less minutes because the call you were making was billed at a higher rate (international?). Also this girl is making the effort to talk to you so relax, your already in. As for my own story heres one of my favorites from early sophomore year, Im at my good friends party and am very drunk. I was told that some sweet cute girl tried to introduce herself to me in the kitchen and all I did was turn on her and loudly proclaim to everyone in earshot that she was easy (to give you an idea of my mindset). Anyways I come out of my black out at some point and Im making out with this girl who I was told was pretty cute (if you've never blacked out you tend to only come out when something important is happening) at this point Im bargaining with her trying to get her upstairs into a bedroom. Shes seems willing but all of a sudden shes asks if I know her name... C *pauses* "No no no baby, trust me, its more romantic this way" Girl *giggles* "Ill give you seven guesses" C: "Hmmm, is it Kate?" Girl shakes her head and at this point I notice my friends watching our little exchange so I decide to show off. C: "Kate?" Girl: "No..." C: "Alright let me think, is it Kate?" Girl: "..." C: "Hold up, hold up, Kate? C: "Katy" C: "Katy bear dont be mad!" At this point I realize I have one guess and decide to get serious. C "Jill?" And that was the last I saw of her. [/ QUOTE ] dumb ass I have no stories because all i did was study in college. I had a shot to hit a hot piece of ass at a chapel hill frat party like 7 yrs ago as she thought i was somebody else. i just couldnt take advantage of that hot, blonde, but overly intoxicated chick. |
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What does LC stand for?
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today I got my carpets cleaned. the guy was 25 minutes late, but whatever. He was here for 20 minutes and the cost was $61.46
the 20 minutes he was here, I sat on the couch and made 400.00 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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