ATTN FULL TILT: Get your act together!

[Quanah Parker]

Wow, now I feel bad. Whizhard has shown me the light!

Please, everybody listen Good Bankroll management begins at home. Anticipate and plan for down turns.
If you can't pay the rent or eat, even though you've won money, you're still a loser at the game of life.
Do not pass go.
Do not collect $200.

***Attention single mothers***. Big Daddy will be back in business tonight following Full Tilt's food stamp program intiation. Put the kids to bed early.

[addictontilt]

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We are working on a new food stamp promotion that we hope to have live by the end of the week.

And on a more serious note, we're hoping to launch a new processor tonight.

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NH sir!!

can we get pitchforks and torches with our FT points? the whole angry mob thing might be fun

[ALLEN BOND]

I have to say Full Tilt has always been an all around best site. I am really hoping to get my money in soon. It hurts having your support and payment option go to [censored].

So, I will be tuned and glad to return.

[cowboy.up]

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not all of us are bustout losers. some of us gamble so that we have rent and food money!! the people with the smartass responses have probably worn out the deposit option at their sites and couldnt find withdrawal with a flashlight! i play poker just to sqrew around, buti play sports and horses for a living. so not being ableto get your money out of these sites isnt a laughing matter to those of us who actually win. i had 250,000 in neteller as recently as three months ago, and still have about 30,000 now i cant get out, so excuse me for not jac king myself off with laughter at your cute little moralististic stories.

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all of us here are certainly bustout losers, i myself have been evicted from three homes in the past 6 months, and the library now is even getting suspicious of my internet/poker usage since I am waiting by the door before it opens and do not leave until it closes (thank god for the free lollipops for sustenance).

i think the point is that any "professional" gambler would have enough money set aside in a real bank to last a few months even if the going got real tough. it's been about two-three weeks since the neteller fiasco - if you're a professional you shouldn't you have a few months of living expenses set aside?

sure not having our money is a major inconvenience, but if you're in dire need of that money, well then might i suggest you check out GA since I believe you are overextending yourself and may have a problem?

[1MoreFish4U]

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We are working on a new food stamp promotion that we hope to have live by the end of the week.

And on a more serious note, we're hoping to launch a new processor tonight.

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This is the best response I've ever seen by a company spokesperson.
In gratitude for your keen sense of humor, I vow to play Full Tilt exclusively today. Keep 'em coming.
I just love trading food stamps for sex from single mothers.

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See, even though you Americans are getting screwed by one gov't plan on poker, you have a fabulous program in place that enables you to have easy sex with single Moms.

Without that in Canada, we are still stuck with having to buy them booze & drugs.

Thanks for a good laugh.

[Grey]

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We are working on a new food stamp promotion that we hope to have live by the end of the week.

And on a more serious note, we're hoping to launch a new processor tonight.

[/ QUOTE ]Seriously though, I'd love it if you got some gas station cards in the store. Or anything useful really. I'm up to 120k FT points, and I have nothing at all I could justify spending them on.

[eleventy]

I'd reply with something clever here but I had to eat my keyboard lastnight....

I'm gonna go stand by the road with my "Will Play Poker for Food" sign...

[Beachman42]

Or you could just go to Harrah's by the river and . . . I dunno . . .ACTUALLY play poker?

[partykid123]

I hope this new payment proccesor is not just for deposit there shud be more options for withdrawal.

[prodonkey]

I just always kept 90% of my roll in neteller/poker sites. I knew there was always about a 3-4 day between cashout and money in the bank so i planned ahead, cashed out enough for bills etc.