Getting laid is ez - Page 4

Mr_Moore · #31 10-09-2007, 10:31 PM

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I have a similar story with a BBV-worthy ending.

I'm at this chick's house (we'll call her Kim). Kim is awesome... she's super sexy, super outgoing and I give it about a 99% chance she's a fantastic lay. We are doing the century club (one shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes, we used 2oz shots). We get to talking in front of her friends and somehow it comes about that she blurts out "Maybe you and I can have sex tonight?!?!?" in a very not-joking manner. My friend "Wayne" (Wayne is much better friends with Kim than I am) IMMEDIATELY blurts out "DID YOU KNOW LJ SLEPT WITH "MALLORY"!??!?!" (Mallory would be Kim's roommate, who she does not like, when they were studying in Italy... and yes I did hit it).

Needless to say, I killed wayne

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NozeCandy · #32 10-09-2007, 10:34 PM

btw the Wayne story is pretty funny

goofyballer · #33 10-09-2007, 10:36 PM

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You calling anyone a vag is hilarious.

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...and yet between the two of us you seem to be the one that cares an awful lot about what people think about you. Whatever, fair enough.

NozeCandy · #34 10-09-2007, 10:39 PM

If by that you mean I care about what people I interact with in real life think about me more than what people online do, then yes, you are correct.

Conspire · #35 10-09-2007, 10:43 PM

OP what you are saying is all you gotta do is get into some college girls apartment and talk about sex?

I used to go to college and I can vouch that this works, talking about sex psychologically does, ummmmm something. Who cares it works, and if alcohol is involved its a beautiful thing.

StarkNaked · #36 10-10-2007, 12:47 AM

body shots gogogo?

PJo336 · #37 10-10-2007, 01:21 AM

i agree with noze, i would never post pics here...but then again ill never be a legend like goofy lol

dallas14 · #38 10-10-2007, 01:39 AM

hope you did good on the test

rothko · #39 10-10-2007, 02:07 AM

amirite?

keikiwai · #40 10-10-2007, 02:11 AM

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Wayne is a huge mess. Found out later that he came out of the closet after college. He had a girlfriend in England his entire college years who was ape for him. He just loved attention and loved having all these girls go crazy over him, so when I threatened that by wanting to nail Kim his immediate reaction was to cockblock. That event actually was the turning point of our friendship.

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i laughed at at your first description, and then i laughed at this, and then it was just sad