Funniest Matasow chat yet

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How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font>

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This is made my day.

[Claim Ur Sugar]

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He owes some guy 10k of out of an original 30K and hasn't paid him back for several weeks

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If it Zigmund he have paid it the last 10 K last week... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[nation]

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If I see someone who doesn't do drugs (note that I don't consider weed a drug) and someone else who does coke or other drugs like that, my first impression is to respect the drug free guy more.

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In other words, you smoke weed.

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no, i've smoked it before but less than 10 times lifetime.

i think it should be legal if cigarettes are. it's appalling that something proven to kill is allowed but weed isnt.

[mfrumar]

nation 4 president

[Fen84]

how do people keep giving him money?

[certifiable]

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how do people keep giving him money?

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hmmmmmmmm, maybe 2 keep him in action? also lending/borrowing is part of the gambling culture as quite a few prof. gamblers go broke due to poor money management. so i hope you now see why ur question is [censored] retarded.

[SDeeSU]

That's all me baby. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I hate people who bitch about their luck

[john voight]

Hi am a nobody
I have nothing to contribute b/c I don't know anything about Mike Matusow's financial situation, or his personal life.

Despite this, I will still add to the conversation, Just insert whatever you want to hear from me here: ____________

[88jayhawks]

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How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font>

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1st Place

[Bill King]

anybody who considers being stuck 400k a big huge deal when he was playing/plays several tables of 1k/2k mixed games and 2/4 PLO/NLH against some of the toughest players around is an idiot.. several million dollar downswings are not out of possibility and probably common.