Funniest Matasow chat yet

kassdog · #1 03-17-2007, 02:21 PM

Kayah Dog (Observer): laughing at idiots like you that buy into
this
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): hmm
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): maybe but you still more idiot
talking like that
Kayah Dog (Observer): nope son i dont think so
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): if you said it's fake go away
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): son ?
Mike Matusow (Observer): its so fake that why im like 50
milion in debt
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): my dad is'nt a parano wih a
compiracy theorem in his head
Gnhomer (Observer): lol@mike
Mike Matusow (Observer): if u givr me money i lost back id
beleive u
Kayah Dog (Observer): your in debt cause you stink
Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): weee mikeyeeeeee
Mike Matusow (Observer): how can i stink its not real its a put on by the site
Mike Matusow (Observer): that what u say moron
Mike Matusow (Observer): ok im done later
Kayah Dog (Observer): mike i bill bust you up
Dreamclown96 (Observer): what a dope its fake lol
Mike Matusow (Observer): u a 12 yr old kid punk tha thas no
clue
Dreamclown96 (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow (Observer): go to school
slipjack2k6 (Observer): sup mikey? u gonna play today?
Mike Matusow (Observer): before mommy grounds u

scorer · #2 03-17-2007, 03:04 PM

Yet he continues to play online and get more and more in debt. He's a drug addict and has a gambling problem. Sadly, this path doesn't look good for him and he might end up dead one way or the other. Sad but true

eljizzle · #3 03-17-2007, 03:19 PM

How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol

mediumpimpin · #4 03-18-2007, 04:35 AM

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How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol 

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This is made my day.

Topset72 · #5 09-06-2007, 04:03 PM

Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined. How many people have died from overdosing/too much weed? None.

How many from alcohol - 100s of thousands.

I have only smoked pot 2 times in the last five years. Any person who thinks pot is even close to being as bad for you as alcohol is an idiot.

tonymead · #6 09-06-2007, 07:17 PM

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Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined. How many people have died from overdosing/too much weed? None.

How many from alcohol - 100s of thousands.

I have only smoked pot 2 times in the last five years. Any person who thinks pot is even close to being as bad for you as alcohol is an idiot.

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there are no reported deaths to pot ever! legalize it and start taxing the hell out of it and get our country out of debt!

davidlong14 · #7 09-07-2007, 10:59 AM

How can anyone rate any of these umpteen Matusow chats as the "funniest" ???...they are all the same.

88jayhawks · #8 04-10-2007, 07:04 PM

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How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol 

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1st Place

Bill King · #9 06-12-2007, 06:26 AM

anybody who considers being stuck 400k a big huge deal when he was playing/plays several tables of 1k/2k mixed games and 2/4 PLO/NLH against some of the toughest players around is an idiot.. several million dollar downswings are not out of possibility and probably common.

bottomset · #10 06-12-2007, 08:34 AM

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anybody who considers being stuck 400k a big huge deal when he was playing/plays several tables of 1k/2k mixed games and 2/4 PLO/NLH against some of the toughest players around is an idiot.. several million dollar downswings are not out of possibility and probably common.

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yeah just the 200/400 NLHE and PLO I think every major player besides Ivey has had a 1million+ downswing, and Ivey hasn't played very much at all so his is coming