beat: softest table i've ever encountered and all were bible-humpers

BowToYourSensei · #1 06-13-2007, 01:39 AM

went to play live 5/10 NL after sitting through a rock garden of a 2/4 session, and just the softest action i've ever encountered (in california, anyway). i really didn't wanna leave the table, but 4 of the people there wouldn't shut the [censored] up about asking everybody (especially me) about jesus and if i'd like to visit their church and [censored]. this went on for a good 4 hours before the game finally broke. for the last [censored] time, i'm an arab. jesus is not my messiah and didn't die for my sins.

reminds me of freshman year when the outside of one of the halls would be littered with people handing out tiny bibles. one day i was just sick of it so after i was given one i went next to a tree, pulled out the rest of my waterbottle and put it in my pants, called out the guy to make sure he saw me, unzipped my pants, put the bible on the ground and poured the waterbottle onto it. he was incensed.

anyway, the champions of christ were either really pathetic or using an ingenous tilt ploy. i still can't figure out which.

final results: +340.

back to booze.

furyshade · #2 06-13-2007, 01:55 AM

what casino?

tannenj · #3 06-13-2007, 02:01 AM

religion is one of the stupidest things i've encountered in my life.

Spechel EDD · #4 06-13-2007, 02:01 AM

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religion is one of the stupidest things i've encountered in my life.

[/ QUOTE ]im gonna go tochurch just to tilt u

Dave Coulier · #5 06-13-2007, 02:04 AM

I would die a little inside if I had to endure what you had to seeing as Im an Atheist. I almost would rather be gay as being gay seems to be more acceptable than being an Atheist.

hra146 · #6 06-13-2007, 02:09 AM

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religion is one of the stupidest things i've encountered in my life.

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qfmft

mickii · #7 06-13-2007, 02:35 AM

I dont try to convert people to Mariner fans, why to they try to convert me to bible thumping dildos? I never had a down syndrome kid show up and try to convert me to a retard.

vhawk01 · #8 06-13-2007, 02:36 AM

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I dont try to convert people to Mariner fans, why to they try to convert me to bible thumping dildos? I never had a down syndrome kid show up and try to convert me to a retard.

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Wow, I'm stealing that and you are just gonna have to sue me or something.

mickii · #9 06-13-2007, 02:49 AM

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I dont try to convert people to Mariner fans, why to they try to convert me to bible thumping dildos? I never had a down syndrome kid show up and try to convert me to a retard.

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Wow, I'm stealing that and you are just gonna have to sue me or something.

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glad you liked it

Archon_Wing · #10 06-13-2007, 02:54 AM

Should have declared jihad on them.
"My god can beat up your god."