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Old 10-01-2007, 07:17 PM
Stoneflip Stoneflip is offline
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome

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Old 10-01-2007, 07:20 PM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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Serious question: ygog?

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Old 10-01-2007, 11:49 PM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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Wait, arent you the guy who was beating off to the people upstairs having sex?

When are you gonna record your prank?

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Soon, my friend soon. And besides, got so man women, and so little time, when my ladies in the bathroom cleaning the cum off her face, glasses, and out of hair, I need a quick beat off sesh.
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:50 PM
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Serious question: are you gay?

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Although it's a hotly debated topic in the PUA community, the answer is no. However, I will flirt with a man at a gay club for endless free drinks. The girls think I'm just an endless supply of free drinks...It's a good play imo.
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:51 PM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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hm. i have a question. not sure of your credentials or w/e, but hows my line?

background: meet chick randomly, all the history is outlined in this thread (note near the end where she calls me at like 12ish but i just dont pick up).


So today, i text her saying "hey, what are you up to". The following convo ensues.

Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: haha, cool, i'll take a rain check. later.


Anyway, it would appear that i [censored] up somewhere...not sure where, and frankly, i'm surprised because it looked like a lock saturday....thoughts?

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its fairly obv that she doesnt want you
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:51 PM
absoludicrous absoludicrous is offline
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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abso,
I have a question for u. i have always been introverted round women. however, it seems a direct approach (i.e. saying "wow, u r very beautiful, how beautiful u r", would actually be more effective than piddling chat, is this correct/?

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Although man suggest canned openers, I think an honest direct approach is better. It's genuine, and real.

Something to the effect of "Hey, I normally don't do this, but I had to tell you I think you're cute..." Will do just fine. Hook her after that, and you're gold. Unless you're creepy and weird.
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:53 PM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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hm. i have a question. not sure of your credentials or w/e, but hows my line?

background: meet chick randomly, all the history is outlined in this thread (note near the end where she calls me at like 12ish but i just dont pick up).


So today, i text her saying "hey, what are you up to". The following convo ensues.

Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: haha, cool, i'll take a rain check. later.


Anyway, it would appear that i [censored] up somewhere...not sure where, and frankly, i'm surprised because it looked like a lock saturday....thoughts?

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I haven't read your thread, I will and PM you. But from the sounds of it, she's trying to make you jealous by subtly dropping other dudes names. Appear unaffected, even though you're not, and don't let her know it bothers you.

Perhaps come off as gay and have her introduce you to Kevin, blow Kevin out (i.e. getting to know the good friend, making the other one jealous, then pouncing on the one you really want to [censored]. Be careful though, you may actually fall for Kevin).
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:53 PM
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Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome

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Yes, I am party of a team of poker players that play in the PS Sunday Lotto tournament.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:01 AM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

I'm pretty sure I know where things went wrong and what you should have said
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Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: There's a lot of sexual tension between us
Her: I can't believe you just said that
Me: Is it true?
Her: [b]Yes.


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Oral sex ensues after she finishes the sandwich.
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:05 AM
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Default Re: If you\'re bad with women, I\'m here to help.

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hm. i have a question. not sure of your credentials or w/e, but hows my line?

background: meet chick randomly, all the history is outlined in this thread (note near the end where she calls me at like 12ish but i just dont pick up).


So today, i text her saying "hey, what are you up to". The following convo ensues.

Her: just eating a sandwhich
Me: eating as usual huh
Her: i'm a hungry person
Me: are you a messy eater?
Her: not really
Me: oh, well maybe you should take me to lunch tomorrow to prove it.
Her: i'm already having lunch with kevin (WHO THE [censored] IS KEVIN, I DONT KNOW HIM, WHY THE [censored] DOES SHE KEEP MENTIONING HIM, HE'S NOT HER BF 100%)
Me: oh cool. where are you going? we should double.
Her: Haha no i hardly get to spend time with kevin.
Me: haha, cool, i'll take a rain check. later.


Anyway, it would appear that i [censored] up somewhere...not sure where, and frankly, i'm surprised because it looked like a lock saturday....thoughts?

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its fairly obv that she wants kevin inside her

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