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Old 09-26-2007, 03:01 PM
Schneids Schneids is offline
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Default Proving math isn\'t necessary for lhe poker success

Earlier today:

baronzeus: lol i won 15k yday not playing above 50/100, i'm seriously the best player ever


A couple hours later, I tell baronzeus about a new frozen pizza brand I think is amazing, and then:

baronzeus: schn i am running soooooo bad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
schneids: fu baro we were talking about frozen pizza
baronzeus: i am down $330 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
baronzeus: that's like 13 frozen pizzas
schneids: sick
schneids: only 13?
baronzeus: 13 family sizers!
schneids: you get some expensive frozen pizzas
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:06 PM
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schneids: you get some expensive frozen pizzas

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You expect him to clip coupons and comparison shop?
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:08 PM
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baronzeus: schn i am running soooooo bad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
schneids: fu baro we were talking about frozen pizza


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Old 09-26-2007, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: Proving math isn\'t necessary for lhe poker success

Thread is worthless without frozen pizza brand.
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:16 PM
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Thread is worthless without frozen pizza brand.

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srsly you know better
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:18 PM
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Default Re: Proving math isn\'t necessary for lhe poker success

When they say I've got 2 to 1 on your money, I don't even know what that means.
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:18 PM
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Default Re: Proving math isn\'t necessary for lhe poker success

A few pizza joints sell their pizzas frozen. Maybe that's what barozenus orders and he overtips?
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:28 PM
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A few pizza joints sell their pizzas frozen. Maybe that's what barozenus orders and he overtips?

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This man reserves real wisdom for his milestone posts. Congrats on 6000.
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:31 PM
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Not even a slice of this:



"The 12 inch pizza pie is densely packed with an assortment of some of the world’s most expensive food ingredients, such as lobster marinated in cognac, caviar soaked in champagne, sunblush tomato sauce, Scottish smoked salmon, venison medallions, prosciutto, and vintage balsamic vinegar. In addition to all these fine ingredients, it’s topped with a significant amount of edible 24-carat gold flakes.

Mr. Crolla originally claimed that the novelty luxury pizza was worth some $3,700, and he would auction it on eBay and donate the proceeds to The Fred Hollows Foundation. The Fred Hollows Foundation is a UK organization that seeks to eradicate avoidable blindness in developing countries. The auction ended November 19, 2006 with the highest bid by Italian lawyer Maurizio Morelli reaching £2,150 (approx. $4,200 in US dollars). Morelli is a charitable food connoisseur from Rome who also collects fine wines and truffles. The Guinness Book of World Records is reviewing the details of the pizza’s sale and it is under consideration for taking the record for “World’s Most Expensive Pizza” from a less extravagant white truffle pizza created by Gordon Ramsay’s Maze restaurant in London."

http://most-expensive.net/pizza
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:34 PM
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baronzeus: I'm running soo hot right now
schneids: I'll let you run hot inside me
baronzeus: damnit, I just lost a pot, im running sooo bad
schneids: you're so bad
baronzeus: oh wait, nevermind, I just won a pot, god I'm awesome
schneids: When are we gunna cut out all the games and just hook up?
baronzeus: [censored], I run soooo sick terrible my AK just lost to QQ
schneids: I love you
baronzeus: omg, Im the greatest ever, I just won 10BB, im on fire!
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