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Old 09-13-2007, 01:28 AM
bigt2k4 bigt2k4 is offline
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Default Do I have a broken penis?

so I was dancing with this girl I really like all night @ the bar and I had an erection the whole time obviously. I was really drunk and my boner was stuck in my pants in an awkward angle. I got home took off my pants and penis still hurt. It has been over an hour since and my erection has gone down, but penis still hurts despite having no erection. Also, when I look at it there seems to be nothing wrong and no crookedness or visible injury. It only hurts a lot. Is anything wrong?
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:29 AM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

superaids
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:29 AM
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

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Is anything wrong?

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With your penis, no. But probably.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:30 AM
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

spread jelly on it and have your dog lick it off. works mother [censored] wonders

i heard
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:30 AM
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

I'd probably have to taste it to give you a definitive answer.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:31 AM
I_AM_EVIL I_AM_EVIL is offline
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

If it's not crooked all the time then you fail as a man.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:31 AM
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

post pictures of penis to be sure
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:40 AM
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

sounds like rug burn
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:45 AM
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they usually amputate that [censored]
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:47 AM
ibluffoldladies ibluffoldladies is offline
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Default Re: Do I have a broken penis?

This happened to a friend of mine one time. See a doctor. I hope the outcome is different then what my friend went through.
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