Guide to winning at Party Poker (tl;dr)

[carol-ann]

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SO ALL THE ONLINE PROS HAVE JUST FOUND A PATTERN AND HARD WORK AND TALENT MEAN NOTHING IN ONLINE POKER?

[/ QUOTE ]Obviously the best online high stakes pros like Phil Gordon and the legendary "noataima" have found the patterns BUT IT TOOK THEM YEARS OF HARD WORK AND TALENT. The patterns don't just come to you, you have to work on finding them by watching enough hands until they appear. This is why railbirds have so much potential.

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ILL PLAY U HU ON PARTY 1000NL and u can test your strategy.

[/ QUOTE ]I actually don't have a suitable bankroll for NL1000 HU on Party (and neither have you in all likelyhood) as I've switched to other sites with better patterns and cannot be bothered to move money back.

I could play you NL200 headsup though should you be so inclined. I'd propose 5k hands of 2- or 3-tabling NL200 headsup with $2000 escrowed with a mod in case one of us refuses to finish the match.

I'm not doing this for the money, obv, but mostly because you seem to be a very retarded poster and I'd do 2+2 a service to take some of your money so maybe your internets or private parts get cut off or smth.

If you agree to play, please let me know more details (if possible what patterns you will be using so I know what counter-patterns to employ).

P.S. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] skillgambler

[funnymunny]

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Finally an explanation of this graph:



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Gotta love this!

[gamblar]

lol counter-patternaments...

[Mr.Busto]

this is crazy
um anyone who wants this match between me and OP
NL1000 or 600NL any less is waste of time OP
Im on stars,FTP,and party
so put up or shut up. LOL PATTERNS

[Mr.Busto]

just use your patterns and win enough to play me
lol
PHIL GORDAN!!!!!!
HIGHSTAKES PRO????
LOL
i should tell cts to post in this thread and just bash your retarded ass.
If your pattern [censored] was tru, youd keep it a secret and get rich.

play me HU plz

[Foldarama_City]

You're already getting played HU and losing badly.

[JammyDodga]

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You're already getting played HU and losing badly.

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[nation]

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You're already getting played HU and losing badly.

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[Foldarama_City]

nation where'd you get that mondo avatar from?

edited to include the word "mondo"

[choccypie]

Smells fishy