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08-30-2006, 03:50 AM
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Men the Master: Class Act
Earlier in the day, Men's daughter was going around from table to table selling $1 candy bars, supposedly for her sister's school, but more likely Men taught her how to sell candy bars and now expects 10% of her candy bar sales for life and her sister is a half-sister at best.
An hour or so later I'm talking to a friend and Men is trying to get her to play in a high limit game. I say to Men, "Hey, that was clever of you to have your daughter sell candy bars to replenish your bankroll. You'll be robusto in no time!" Men proceeds to unleash a tirade of f-bombs and m-f bombs the gist of which is that young punks (me) shouldn't talk to royalty such as himself. Men turns away and I add, "I guess you could always cash in some of those tournament chips in your bedroom." -Michael 
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08-30-2006, 04:03 AM
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Re: Men the Master: Class Act
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Earlier in the day, Men's daughter was going around from table to table selling $1 candy bars, supposedly for her sister's school, but more likely Men taught her how to sell candy bars and now expects 10% of her candy bar sales for life and her sister is a half-sister at best. An hour or so later I'm talking to a friend and Men is trying to get her to play in a high limit game. I say to Men, "Hey, that was clever of you to have your daughter sell candy bars to replenish your bankroll. You'll be robusto in no time!" Men proceeds to unleash a tirade of f-bombs and m-f bombs the gist of which is that young punks (me) shouldn't talk to royalty such as himself. Men turns away and I add, "I guess you could always cash in some of those tournament chips in your bedroom." -Michael [/ QUOTE ] winnar. of the award for greatest line...ever
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08-30-2006, 04:40 AM
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Re: Men the Master: Class Act
NI HAN SIR!
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08-30-2006, 05:25 AM
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Re: Men the Master: Class Act
wow. POTY.
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08-30-2006, 09:10 AM
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Re: Men the Master: Class Act
nh
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08-30-2006, 09:17 AM
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Re: Men the Master: Class Act
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[ QUOTE ] Earlier in the day, Men's daughter was going around from table to table selling $1 candy bars, supposedly for her sister's school, but more likely Men taught her how to sell candy bars and now expects 10% of her candy bar sales for life and her sister is a half-sister at best. An hour or so later I'm talking to a friend and Men is trying to get her to play in a high limit game. I say to Men, "Hey, that was clever of you to have your daughter sell candy bars to replenish your bankroll. You'll be robusto in no time!" Men proceeds to unleash a tirade of f-bombs and m-f bombs the gist of which is that young punks (me) shouldn't talk to royalty such as himself. Men turns away and I add, "I guess you could always cash in some of those tournament chips in your bedroom." -Michael [/ QUOTE ] winnar. of the award for greatest line...ever [/ QUOTE ] Yep. Either that or "you'll be robusto in no time".
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