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farting at work
so i have wretched gas today at work, and it stinks the whole joint up, i mean i sit kinda far frrom the next closest person but still... this is ridiculous at this point, what's my play if someone confronts me about the nose hairs falling out of their nose or the paint peeling off the walls? denial? "he who smealt it dealt it" rhyme contest? fart again?
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Re: farting at work
Keep farting - they'll think you pooped your pants and send you home early
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Re: farting at work
denial is your friend!
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Re: farting at work
Are they beer farts?
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#5
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Re: farting at work
shove a pickle in your ass to block it.
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Re: farting at work
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Are they beer farts? [/ QUOTE ] no, but trust me they're VILE |
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Re: farting at work
haven't u made this thread before? It wasn't any better the 1st time
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Re: farting at work
i ripped one earlier today.
i tried acting like it was my chair by making similar noises with my chair.... i think they fell for it |
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Re: farting at work
usually i juust saaynnghh<font color="#7a6131">UGHHHHHHHhhh</font>
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Re: farting at work
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i ripped one earlier today. i tried acting like it was my chair by making similar noises with my chair.... i think they fell for it [/ QUOTE ] lol i'll keep this strategy in mind |
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