i'm so poor that

[neverforgetlol]

my mom sent me an ad for part time money jerking off

"I don't know how I feel about this, but you may want to consider it.

Email this ad
Sperm Donors Needed!
posted: July 21, 2006, 06:46 AM

Reply: donors@cryolab.com
Cryogenic Laboratories is looking for healthy, student and professional males, ages 18-39 to participate in a 6-month SEMEN DONOR program. Donors earn an average of $100 per acceptable specimen! Apply at www.123donate.com/cg. Good Cause . . . Great Money!

Location: Roseville
Salary/Wage: $350/month
Education: College (finished or in-progress)
Status: Part-time
Shift: Days
No other company or person should contact this advertiser for solicitation for any product or service."


i'm excited and disturbed at the same time.