Standard Work/biatches wats my play

I work in an office in Sydney 1/2 the office are financial planners and accounts 1/3 are in finance (me) and the rest are support staff. There is probably around 40 or so people.

I was the youngest person ever employed by the company and am still the youngest there after 1 year. We recently hired 2 young uni students to do some telemarketing and basic office stuff for us a couple of days a week.

Last friday I had what is known as an FTR (Failed to Return) from lunch. As I was getting smashed with my boss. We head back to the office at 5 to make an appearance and collect our stuff and then head out again. Just as I'm walking out I notice the cute uni student bout to leave.

I suggest she joins me for a drink with a few other work colleagues, she immediately accepts and comes along like a puppy. She has two drinks but she works another job and had to leave.

Saw at her work this week and she is pretty flirty, but then this email was just issued at work by a friend of mine.

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"Dear Boys and Girls

Most of you would have now met the newest member of the Lifespan family, and Ryan's future girlfriend - Sonia, who is coming in two days a week to conduct telemarketing.

Saturday is Sonia's birthday and Ryan thought it would be a grand idea to celebrate the occasion by lavishing her with flowers and chocolates on Friday, with a possible invitation for a drink after work.

In order to celebrate her birthday and ramp up Ryan's confidence, we're putting on Birthday Cake at 10.30 tomorrow!

Hope to see you all in the Boardroom!"

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Obv. I am ryan, and tbh I am not ovely outgoing towards women at work whilst sober. I am pretty embarassed by the email but how should I play it tomorrow at the meeting????

Notes: We are very close in age despite me being her superior (not directly).

Cliffnotes:
- Hot young uni student starts
- I get drunk invite her out for drinks with friends
- Work friend releases embarrassing email
- I have to see her tomorrow
- I suck at poke-her

[Weir]

[x] funny work friend

honestly, he put a lot of pressure on you here. I would probably just be straightforward and direct because the longer you drag this thing out, the more awkward and weird it will be.


[censored], i thought this was OOT.... slip some ghb in a bottle of water, give to her as if you found extra, throw her in the back of your car, have your way with her, return her to her desk. oh if she wakes up you better gag her. screams echo pretty bad in a parking garage.

[Smell The Glove]

wow your friend is a dickhole.

[keikiwai]

i would kick your friend in the head

the proper way to kick someone in the head is to knee them in the balls, then when they lean forward you throw an elbow to the back of their head, then when they're lying on the ground you kick them in the head

but that's just me












obv. line is to show the girl the e-mail and have a good laugh about what an [censored] your friend is.... should bring the two of you together and makes the best of a random situation

[EvanJC]

[ QUOTE ]
wow your friend is a dickhole.

[/ QUOTE ]

He [censored] you. You're going to have to work hard to salvage this. Srsly I'd be upset w/my buddy

[Droogie]

Your play is getting rid of that 'friend'... What an asshat.

[punkass]

wow, your friends sucks major. probably jealous.

[holdme]

actually i think it helps you out more, especially if youre shy

[KhalynYohrk]

Gives you an opportunity to show you arent a nancy by being able to laugh something like this off and use it to your advantage. You are probably the only one that feels awkward exept her maybe and that gives you something to work with.

[ACDC_34]