Biggest crime you've ever committed?

[eviljeff]

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One story that might(?) have been illegal if I followed through would be the home casino. I feel you guys will appreciate this as my thread has garnered much attention over the years. This is my official tworooks coming out party persay.

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whoa whoa whoa whoa. mods get on this!

[rokstedy]

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a couple of years ago i purchased some rare cigars that were worth alot of money and had them insured from fire among other things.

i smoked the cigars and after i finished i tried to sue the insurance company because my cigars caught on fire and were burned. they refused to pay and i took them to court.

the judge ruled that i was entitled to $15,000 compensation from the insurance company because despite the fact that i had smoked my own cigars, they were in fact insured against fire. the insurance company paid the check immediately.

shortly after cashing the check, the insurance company had 2 police officers come and arrest me for 24 counts of arson. i was convicted of intentionally burning insured property and was sentenced to a 24 month sentence but was let out after 6 months on parole.

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funny story. not yours of course, as I heard that story when I was in like the 10th grade about 18 years ago.

[inishowen]

Although I'm not involved, this might fit somehow in this thread.

A friend of my brothers told him that her niece from Boston goes to school in NY. Through a family connection the niece got a part time job babysitting for a NY family. The family went on vacation and asked her to house sit in order to take care of their dog. While housesitting, the dog died. She called the family, family decides to stay on vacation, father coordinates with local vet to do what needs to be done, all the niece has to do is get the dead dog to the vet's office. They decide what is best is to put the dog in an old suitcase and use the subway to transport. Girl rides subway to stop, has trouble carrying suitcase up the stairs to street level. Guy asks girl if she needs help, she says yes. Guy picks up case and follows her up the stairs. He says that case is heavy, what's in it? She says "computer equipment". They get to top of stairs, guys runs off with case.

[Jeff_B]

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I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

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Hahaha I love that movie...
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Petty theft
underage drinking
posession of a controlled substance
speeding & other traffic violations
Driving while intoxicated
Statutory rape (I was 19 she was 17 and 10 months)
assault
fraud (cheating in H.S.?)
vandalism
arson (when I was 12)
Illegal gambling
reciept of stolen property

That is all I can think of right now.

p.s. I have never even been close to being arrested


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yeah its sad that was the worse i saw...
def have done
shoplifted
dwi
possesion of controlled substances
uhh few buddies stole a car and picked me up in it
no violent crimes and all my friends are clean now.

[Hopey]

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Although I'm not involved, this might fit somehow in this thread.

A friend of my brothers told him that her niece from Boston goes to school in NY. Through a family connection the niece got a part time job babysitting for a NY family. The family went on vacation and asked her to house sit in order to take care of their dog. While housesitting, the dog died. She called the family, family decides to stay on vacation, father coordinates with local vet to do what needs to be done, all the niece has to do is get the dead dog to the vet's office. They decide what is best is to put the dog in an old suitcase and use the subway to transport. Girl rides subway to stop, has trouble carrying suitcase up the stairs to street level. Guy asks girl if she needs help, she says yes. Guy picks up case and follows her up the stairs. He says that case is heavy, what's in it? She says "computer equipment". They get to top of stairs, guys runs off with case.

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This is a good story...but almost certainly an urban legend.