$50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

[pokerg1]

preflop:
villain- hehaha im gonna play like sammy farha today im gonna hit the nutsack this hand

flop:
villain- uhh damn i missed, it doesnt matter im in the sammy farha mind of state now hhahahaah im gonna win(mario accent)

turn:
villain- ok ive seen on high stakes poker where sammy farha bluffs on nothing... my middle name is sammy(arnold governator accent)

river-
villain-ok this is it im gonna bet him out of this hand...OOOOO SHITTTTTT this is limit holdem.. i thought this was no limit damn i cant go all in!!!! uhhh might as well miniraise him and scare him off..maybe my 4s are good

showdown:
villain- i quit poker this is bs..i thought this was no limit holdem..(villain walks outside to let his steam blow and a bird takes a dump on his head and a dog walks by and pees on his leg)

PS account: x.champ10

[btmagnetw]

let it ring loud and true across the land.. hold em rewards bold, aggressive play!

ahem, sir.. that's no limit hold em

.....oh [censored].