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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
I'll give it to your mom, for two BJ's
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#62
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
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Today I am bummed. I was reading BBV4L and saw the purple hair "hot girl" thread. I looked at it and saw the first girl and it triggered something in my brain. I decided to look at some porn. My mom recently retired and is therefore home all the time. She bought new slippers I guess which soften her steps and prevent me from hearing her coming. She came in my door while i was standing over my laptop naked with my dick in one hand and a tissue in the other. She said nothing and left. I...didn't finish. An hour later she called me for dinner, and specifically requested that I made sure to wash my hands with soap and water. I had to sit 2 feet away from her at the dinner table. Nothing was said..verbally. I hope to never make eye contact again. Honestly considering moving out. Cheer me up I guess. [/ QUOTE ] WINNAR! |
#63
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
gimme 20 and i will help you get your vpip over 12.
yw. POW |
#64
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
Please, give Lucky Jimm the $20...
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#65
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
because i have aidz
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#66
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
so i can buy a shovel to pick up the dead bird in my garden
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#67
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
i'd send it straight to vegasnick.
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#68
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
counter-offer... how about I give YOU $20? is that something you'd be interested in?
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#69
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
I was driving today and my [censored] wheel fell off the axel. As in the bottomside of my passenger side now touches the [censored] ground. It wasn't a loose wheel, but my truck pretty much "bottomed out" to the extreme and now I have to ride the bus to school. Your $20 would go to me playing out of my bankroll for as long as time permits until I can afford a new vehicle.
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#70
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Re: give me a reason to give you $20
So I can deposit it on UB, play a [censored] of microstakes roshambo, become very good and world famous and then share the knowledge on 2+2.
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