Best scene/exchange in "Arrested Development"

[DeSaganaDiop]

Obviously the "and that's why you don't teach lessons" quote is up there.
I'm just wondering what are some of the other best 5-60 second scenes in AD.

[crzylgs]

My favorite by far is the line where they manage to say the word "[censored]" on national TV by breaking it up into "...cking" and "fu..." Brilliant editing.

[danzasmack]

My favorite scene is when tobias is dressed as mrs. featherbottom and jumps down onto the coffee table

favorite exchange? it depends on what episode i watched last, that show is too good.

Michael: So this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money... [sees children watching his magic]... or cocaine!

My favorite GOB moment is when he pulls up to the banana stand and says, "Gimme a dollar...NO! The twenty..."

[JimmyB13]

My favorites that I can think of off hand involved Scott Baio's character, aka Attorney Bob Loblaw.

One exchange went something like this...Tobias asks Loblaw if he has any plans after a meeting (Bob is planning on banging Tobias' wife despite repping Tobias in the divorce)...

Bob: "Sorry, I'm going to be busy working on my blog."

Tobias: "Ahh...the Bob Loblaw law blog..."

Or the newspaper headline, "Bob Loblaw lobs law bombs.."

Simple yet funny

[Georgia Avenue]

"The Home Builders Organization has declined our offer...Looks like the HBO is no use...it's SHOWTIME baby!"

[sergsz]

Those are balls...

[WayAbvPar]

"You selfish Cun....try singer!"

[colson10]

"Her? What, is she funny or something?"

[samjjones]

"Its not my trick." "Next time on Arrested Development..." "Its my ILLUSION!"

[rwanger]

"That's not a vol-vo" ~Michael

"...in case I need to go into a controlled slide on my hog." ~George Michael