B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

[Jazz June]

I can't figure out if this is a brag, a beat or variance. The girlfriend is out in Vegas with a bunch of our friends while I am stuck at home due to grad school. After her first night I awake to a pic she sent to me of ~$2k she won off the retards at 1/3NL. Today I awake to a text telling me she went to the Rhino for the first time and had one of the best nights ever. So I guess the lesson is, kids do not stay in school.
Brag: GF is fun and decent at poker
Beat: I am still in school instead of playing poker and watching strippers
Variance: School leads to more money for poker and strippers?