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Old 08-14-2007, 01:47 AM
TurdFerguson TurdFerguson is offline
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Default Re: BRAGBEAT ROYAL FLUSH I HAS ONE OAHNFJKASH

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT NEW NAMES FOR POKERSTARS
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PooperScars LDO
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Old 08-14-2007, 08:24 AM
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i lol'd
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Old 08-14-2007, 08:55 AM
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Default Re: BRAGBEAT ROYAL FLUSH I HAS ONE OAHNFJKASH

it's a [censored] royal flush. raise the [censored] out of it, stand pat on every street and get called and show it down (giving you a balla image and making women at the table wet) or bluff someone out of his stone cold nuts and show it (giving you a balla-er image and making women at the table wett-er).
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:12 AM
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Beat: Your name.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:22 PM
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You were beat no matter what. It was a misdeal. Some software glitch made it so that you got dealt five cards.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:25 PM
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Yeah, seriously. I'm capping every draw.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:54 PM
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:01 PM
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This reminds me of Bill Fillmaff's Razz video where he keeps getting dealt amazing NLH or 7-stud hands and when he finally gets dealt a good Razz hand, says, "Finally I've got [censored] enough cards to play."
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