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If I had the option, I would castrate Bill Frist with a pair of rusty scissors....dull one's at that 24 48.98%
or, you could staple his ears together across his forehead (they'll stretch), then stick a twelve gauge up his piss hole and pull the trigger (double barrell buckshot, no less) 25 51.02%
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:49 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

heheheh very true quick... let me googogo
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:50 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

so rigged

PokerStars Game #12043844535: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level VI (200/400) - 2007/09/13 - 21:47:34 (ET)
Table '61018386 10' 8-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: daddypoker23 (1560 in chips)
Seat 2: Insane Steve (3874 in chips)
Seat 3: Bad_Carma3 (1916 in chips)
Seat 4: smittymatt (5498 in chips)
Seat 5: sethypooh21 (1601 in chips)
Seat 6: Velonese (3400 in chips)
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (1412 in chips)
Seat 8: UFGatorGuy (2085 in chips)
smittymatt: posts small blind 100
sethypooh21: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sethypooh21 [Ah Ks]
Velonese: folds
TeamSquirtle: raises 200 to 400
UFGatorGuy: folds
daddypoker23: folds
Insane Steve: folds
Bad_Carma3: folds
Insane Steve said, "I almost ran out of poo"
smittymatt: calls 300
sethypooh21: raises 200 to 600
TeamSquirtle: raises 200 to 800
Betting is capped
smittymatt: calls 400
sethypooh21: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [2s Jh 8d]
smittymatt: bets 200
sethypooh21: raises 200 to 400
TeamSquirtle: raises 200 to 600
smittymatt: raises 200 to 800
Betting is capped
sethypooh21: calls 400
TeamSquirtle: calls 12 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2s Jh 8d] [As]
smittymatt: bets 400
sethypooh21: calls 1 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [2s Jh 8d As] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
smittymatt: shows [Jd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
sethypooh21: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Aces)
smittymatt said, "LOLDONKAMENTS"
smittymatt collected 378 from side pot
TeamSquirtle: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Aces)
smittymatt collected 4236 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4614 Main pot 4236. Side pot 378. | Rake 0
Board [2s Jh 8d As Qd]
Seat 1: daddypoker23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Insane Steve folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Bad_Carma3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: smittymatt (small blind) showed [Jd Qs] and won (4614) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: sethypooh21 (big blind) showed [Ah Ks] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Velonese folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TeamSquirtle showed [Ac Kd] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: UFGatorGuy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:51 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

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Dealt to smittymatt [Jd Qs]
Velonese: folds
TeamSquirtle: raises 200 to 400
UFGatorGuy: folds
daddypoker23: folds
Insane Steve: folds
Bad_Carma3: folds
Insane Steve said, "I almost ran out of poo"
smittymatt: calls 300
sethypooh21: raises 200 to 600
TeamSquirtle: raises 200 to 800
Betting is capped
smittymatt: calls 400
sethypooh21: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [2s Jh 8d]
smittymatt: bets 200
sethypooh21: raises 200 to 400
TeamSquirtle: raises 200 to 600
smittymatt: raises 200 to 800
Betting is capped
sethypooh21: calls 400
TeamSquirtle: calls 12 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2s Jh 8d] [As]
smittymatt: bets 400
sethypooh21: calls 1 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [2s Jh 8d As] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
smittymatt: shows [Jd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
sethypooh21: shows [Ah Ks] (a pair of Aces)
smittymatt said, "LOLDONKAMENTS"
smittymatt collected 378 from side pot
TeamSquirtle: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Aces)

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minbet -_-
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:51 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

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omg i knocked out the famous georgia avenue, im honored

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didnt help i kept missing what game we had switched to

i capped on thrid street with 468 in Stud HI

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Old 09-13-2007, 09:55 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

admo is crushing, hes first in NL and he has like 1.7x avg in PLO
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:57 PM
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Wasting all my luck on this damned tournament!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:58 PM
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admo is crushing, hes first in NL and he has like 1.7x avg in PLO

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I'm in top five for both HORSE and NLHE. SHIP
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:58 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

im on admooos right in both tourneys
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:59 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

I'd play, but 1) I am Broke-rstars and 2) I would probably just get sucked out on by the chip leader again anyway. Unlimited hold them does NOT reward bold aggressive play, and I bet none of those other games you made up do either.
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Old 09-13-2007, 10:03 PM
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I'd play, but the tournament started an hour ago

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