Drunk Politiks Thread!!!

Money2Burn · #1 11-22-2007, 02:09 AM

Ok so we don't have to be super serious biz all the time here. I'm drunk and think a drunken politics thread could be a great addition to this forum. This thread is for people to post their drunken political rants. If you aren't drunk and are about to post some condecending intellectual [censored] like most people here like to do, go take a couple shots of wild turkey (I know that's right up your alley Dbl) or down a couple Busch lites (my classic personal classic brew) and come back after about 30 minutes and THEN make you post. If you feel the same way [censored] it be my guest and post. But I have a feeling you will have changed your viewpoint.

I'll start this off with a couple drunken rants. In the spirit of the school thread, something that has always pissed me off was the teachers who got pissed at me for having my laptop open in class and take attendance, they were always one in the same. I mean I'm [censored] paying to be here it's my [censored] business if i want to play poker on my laptop while you are reading off the slides you've had posted on your website for ten [censored] years. This is how i pay my bills, if you want me to pay attention try juggling snakes.

Also another thing, I hope none of the people that were at the bar I was at tonight actually vote, because they are pretty [censored] dumb imo.

Ineedaride2 · #2 11-22-2007, 02:16 AM

I just don't understand why I'm drunk on Thanksgiving Eve.

I mean, I don't even think there's such a thing as Thanksgiving Eve.

And everybody here is sober except for me.

I think I have a problem.

I'm out of chaser.

foal · #3 11-22-2007, 02:23 AM

chaser is for wimps

Money2Burn · #4 11-22-2007, 02:24 AM

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chaser is for wimps

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Not if your chaser is tequila

I hear Thomas Jefferson chased his drinks with the blood of patriots who fought for liberty. A real man he was!

Ineedaride2 · #5 11-22-2007, 02:25 AM

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I thought the same thing when I was your age.

foal · #6 11-22-2007, 02:28 AM

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Not if your chaser is tequila

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true

AlexM · #7 11-22-2007, 03:22 AM

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chaser is for wimps

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So is beer or wine or really anything other than straight up 190+ proof anything. In fact I'm gonna say that alcohol entirely is for wimps. Real men do heroin, so go get started on that.

DblBarrelJ · #8 11-22-2007, 03:24 AM

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chaser is for wimps

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So is beer or wine or really anything other than straight up 190+ proof anything. In fact I'm gonna say that alcohol entirely is for wimps. Real men do heroin, so go get started on that.

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Everclear FTW.

Yall prolly don't know anything about the Everclear LOL.

Richard Tanner · #9 11-22-2007, 03:24 AM

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chaser is for wimps

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So is beer or wine or really anything other than straight up 190+ proof anything. In fact I'm gonna say that alcohol entirely is for wimps. Real men do heroin, so go get started on that.

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Waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you. By the way, I have a TV if you're in the market.

Cody

indczn · #10 11-22-2007, 03:57 AM

it's annoying having to sign a receipt after they scan my drivers license when trying to buy alcohol. All the more reason to get drunk! laws suck.