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Old 08-08-2007, 09:11 PM
Misfitsbeevers Misfitsbeevers is offline
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Default I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. Twice

Personal info: I am a 18 year old virgin. I want to have sex. Really, really bad. Also don't want to lose my job, but I am really close after getting late like twice a week for a month now.

the story:
Yesterday me and my roommate were at a friends house having some beers(my roommate didn't drink). I've had a few beers, when this girl(about 16-17, really really drunk, a little slutty but hot, about a 7 on a random girl standard,
like 5 by OOT standards) starts hitting on me. We make out for like an hour when my roommate tells me we have to leave cause we both have to get up in like 6 hours to get to work. It's a 90minutes ride home, and he's the only one driving. I ask the girl if she wants to get back to my place. She says she doesn't "dare" (WTF?) but we could get up to her place instead, which is 5mins away. I die a little inside
when I tell her that I can't cause I have to get to work tomorrow, and there's no way I can get from her place to my job with no moneyz the next morning.
We kiss goodbye, I get in the car. 50minutes into the ride home she calls me, even drunker than before, and asks me to get back and pick her up. She's all of the sudden changed her mind and wants to get back to my place for some sweet luvin. My roommate is already pissed off at me for taking so long to say goodbye, and refuses to turn back.
Also the girl sounded so drunk that there's a good chance that she would either a) fall asleep on the way home, or b) puke like [censored]. So I tell the gal that I can't,
says goodbye once again and hang up.

I really wanted to [censored] this chick and there's no way I would have had a chance on her if she'd been sober. But she was so drunk that at the time I felt it would be
"wrong".

Needless to say, today I am in deep regret. No way I'm letting this big of an apportunity slip from me again.

So tell me OOT, how would you have acted differently?
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:15 PM
tuq tuq is offline
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

diebitter?
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:15 PM
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

[censored] work
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:16 PM
pookvis pookvis is offline
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

you're 18, this job, it is hard to get and has great a long term outlook?
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:18 PM
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

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I really wanted to [censored] this chick and there's no way I would have had a chance on her if she'd been sober

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Old 08-08-2007, 09:18 PM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

If you're a virgin you can easily pull the "I didn't know which hole was the vagina" trick and try to get some slick anal. I wish I would've thought about that right before I lost it.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:18 PM
Klompy Klompy is offline
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

Since when are 16 year old girls just allowed to travel 90 minutes away to stay over at some random dude's house? How would she have got back to her place if you had to work the next day? None of this makes sense to me at all, but if you're choosing between these options it's pretty clear your best bet was blowing off work and going to her place. This really depends on how much you like/need your current job though.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:22 PM
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

if your roomy was a really really good friend, drive to your place, and I'd loan you my car to drive back. But that's like 2 hours time, in which case, the girl is gone. Hell, even if you turned the car right around, the girl is probably gone (asleep).

your best chance was to go home with her and have your bestest best buddy come pick you up in the am.
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:27 PM
NeedATimeMachine NeedATimeMachine is offline
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

1) skip work
2) bang 16 yr old [censored]
3) provide pics and TR
4) .....
5) profit
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Old 08-08-2007, 09:28 PM
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Default Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T

wtf just get her drunk this wknd and bang away
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