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best brag EVER
So, although it wasn't a big hit, I was the one who started a thread called "My gf is retarded" about a month ago, where my gf thought she could have got pregnant from something other than sex, a handshake, for example.
So anyways after more sex thereafter, she started getting really sick and all signs pointed to pregnancy. [censored]! (I'm 19). So it was planned that we were going to go buy a pregnancy test soon. However, I have just been informed that 'that time of the month' has arrived, and she is NOT PREGNANT! SHIIIPP. Its good cuz im poor and cheap and cannot afford a 'lil one. Brag: Don't have to pay for child. Double-Brag: Don;t even have to pay for pregnancy test. Beat: I'll let BBV decide. Variance: Gf still retarded. |
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Re: best brag EVER
best feeling in the world dude i know how u feel right now
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Re: best brag EVER
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So, although it wasn't a big hit, I was the one who started a thread called "My gf is retarded" about a month ago, where my gf thought she could have got pregnant from something other than sex, a handshake, for example. So anyways after more sex thereafter, she started getting really sick and all signs pointed to pregnancy. [censored]! (I'm 19). So it was planned that we were going to go buy a pregnancy test soon. However, I have just been informed that 'that time of the month' has arrived, and she is NOT PREGNANT! SIIHP. Its good cuz im poor and cheap and cannot afford a 'lil one. [/ QUOTE ] I lol'd. |
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Re: best brag EVER
winnar
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I'd bet the kid would've been stupid too.
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Variance: Gf still retarded. [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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she better be hot or you lose
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I've been there.
but I was kinda meh at the time. |
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[insert not-the-father video]
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why do you date retards? does your gf drool on herself?
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