hellmuth on surreal life?

[donquay]

this hasn't been confirmed by vh1 but it looks like hellmuth is going to appear on the surreal life

http://www.dlisted.com/node/12784

appearing on that show is as low as it gets IMHO...I know Phil's a media whore but the show is for has beens...at least PH is still relevant in his profession

this is my first post on 2p2, the second one should be in BBV:
brag: after lurking for a couple of months I finally reg'd on 2p2
beat: I reg'd to post with "news" about Hellmuth in NVG

[Onear]

what is the surreal life?

[ReidDeCardes]

The Surreal Life is a VH-1 reality show. It is basically Big Brother distilled to its most pure shlockness. 6 former B listers live in a house together and have to go through various activities. Surreal life is such a great show that it had 2 streams of offspring reality tv. One is My Fair Brady, where a former Brady Buncher falls in love with a wannabe model 20 years his junior. They met on surreal life and decided to persue a relationship. The other is a multitued of reality shows. Strange Love, starring Flavah Flav and the great Danish thespian - Brigitte Nielson, their love affair fails. Flav then goes on to have 2 bachelor type reality shows, Flavor of Love, where 20 or 30 younger women show up to be his true love. They did 2 of these because the first love did not work out, nor did the second. That brought on I Love New York where "New York", a $25 crack whore is the bachelorette. Flavor of Love had another offspring - Flavor of Love Charm School, where the hos enter a charm school run by comedic genius Mo'nique, where they are taught how to be proper ladies. The winner was a semi-homeless hair weaver who has anger and violence issues, 2nd place went to a stripper mother of 2 ( or 3 ) who cries when people call her a whore/unfit mother/stripper.

Yes I have watched these shows. Yes I have bad taste in tv.

The Hellmuth rumor has been around for a while, but the next season of The Surreal Life has not been verified. If it happened, it would be an amazing train wreck.

What would even be better would be a poker surreal life. Hellmuth, Matisow, Devifish, Sheiky, Tony G. and Vanessa Rousso. Now that would be genius TV!!!

[Stake Monster]

that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

[wcsherry]

This will be amazing. This NEEDS to happen!

[68Mustang]

He would bore the cast to death talking about himself, let alone the viewers.

[Ed_Zackary]

The radio personalities were talking about this during my morning drive.
DJ 1: "phil Hellmewth?"
DJ 2: "yah, Phil Helmuuth, he plays poker."
Then DJ1 says, "aww yeah!, Randy Savage (pro wrestler) is gonna be on it too!"

Living in the South sucks.

$10 transferred on stars to the best MSPaint of helmuth getting his ass kicked by Randy Savage...gogogogogo!

[Dr. Detroit]

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

[skryed]

haha if this really goes through i am NOT missing an episode.

[PBJaxx]

Wow. I really would like more publicity for poker, but I am worried about this. He is a HUGE nerd that is full of himself. It is gonna make poker look reeeel keeewwl.

"I can dodge bullets, baby"