My Story + An Offer (HOLY BALLS LONG)

[JROK777]

I think Green Kool Aid, DevinLake and Futuredoc have been the 3 best posters in the last 2 months. Congrats and thanks for your generousity to the STTF.

[Pasterbator]

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I think Green Kool Aid, DevinLake and Futuredoc have been the 3 best posters in the last 2 months. Congrats and thanks for your generousity to the STTF.

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Thank you.

FWIW, you definitely had the most impressive application. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[blackize]

Let me know when doc and GKA are coming along nicely and you're ready to take on more students. I'm certainly interested.

[Prodigy54321]

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prodigy,

- 23 years old
- have grilled quite a few burgers over both charcoal and gas with decent results. proficient at grilling dogs. small stakes fish grilling. have eaten at a bunch of mcdonalds and once at entire 50-piece mcnugget by myself. have purchased mcribs. expert at mcdonalds monopoly.
- i could see myself 3-grilling no problem. i could probably handle up to 40 burgers assuming i have 2 spatchelas.
- busto ATM [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
- i expect you to help me plug grilling and flipping leaks. sometimes i overcook my burgers. also, if possible, i'd like it very much if you could get me to the point where flipping 2 burgers at once isn't a big deal.


(god i hope i get this)

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impressive, you are in...

first piece of advice...this is the most important..it's called the IEM..the Independent Effort Model..

you must realize that Effort DOES NOT equal Money

the graph looks roughly like this..



your uniform is in the mail..

welcome to the Flip It Holla Ballas

[snakekilla88]

Age: 18
- Experience at all forms of poker: Former SNG donk who was probally the best $6.50 player on stars. I moved up to the $16's and was probally one of the if not the best player. TBH, never was interested in SNGPT so I was never that good. I took up cash about 3 months ago, grinded 100nl and 200nl for awhile made 25k and left to bigger and better things. Final tabled a few donkaments (even though I suck at tournaments),took a few vacations. Currently 4-6 tabling 2/4 and taking occasional shots @ higher stakes when table is right.
- Most tables you can see yourself playing: Probally 10 (I like surfing 2p2 and not paying attention to my games)
- Current bankroll: $36,450 (After all my cashouts)
- What you expect to get out of this arrangement:
Um...improve my pt/bb I dunno...

By the way I am friends with allen (AlReturnsLOL) on this forum. So I have good references! (vouch for me dude)

[good2cu]

PAsterbator,

Make it 100/200 and im in.

[Pasterbator]

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PAsterbator,

Make it 100/200 and im in.

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Its a go. I will stake you 4k to short stack this game and beat the crap out of it. Being good2cu, you will likely need just $4k to start in order to have a full force 300/600 bankroll by morning!

Best of luck to you.

Aaaaaaaand go.

[DevinLake]

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PAsterbator,

Make it 100/200 and im in.

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That's a big jump from the Full tilt 2/4 I saw you at the other night!?!

[New York Jet]

Seeing that I did not win, I see no reason to live anymore. This will be my last post.<font color="white">..until tomorrow.</font>
Goodbye cruel world.

[sjc]

Paster, will your coaching consist entirely of "Yeah, cash is easy, just raise/reraise everything on the button and bet every flop. Fold if they call or raise, it means they have a set." [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]