I am a hero today boys

[En Passant]

So I'm riding on the train today and a cute little bitty sits on the seat in front of me. (Both of us are sitting next to the window in a three person seat) She puts her monthly pass in the clip at the other end of her seat.

When we were about to reach the next stop, an old black guy (I am assuming he is homeless) sat in the seat in front of her. He then proceeded to act like he was yawning and then grabbed the girl’s monthly pass, even though cards are marked differently for men and women. After a couple seconds of disbelief, I say to the bum, “excuse me.” He turns around and looks scared since he obviously has been caught. I say “how about you give back the pass that you just stole from that girl, you thief.” He then takes the pass out of his pocket and just hands it to her and gets off the next stop ashamed and defeated. The girl then thanks me several times and we proceed to go to the back of the train to make sexytime ldo.