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Old 10-10-2007, 02:01 AM
bravos1 bravos1 is offline
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Default Re: Ruined Own Sex life

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Is there a cure?

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BAM!

FYP!

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mine was much better..DUCY?
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:02 AM
MissT74 MissT74 is offline
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Default Re: Ruined Own Sex life

Sexytime by yourself once or twice right before date, and then for good measure in the bathroom at the restaurant or movie theatre, then get to the bed quickly and you should be fine.

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Old 10-10-2007, 02:03 AM
The Man Mulcahey The Man Mulcahey is offline
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i decided that google would know the answer to your problem, so i googled "marmaduke" cuz that's the song i'm listening to right now. it turned up this:

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Old 10-10-2007, 02:28 AM
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masturbate more /thread
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:36 AM
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:41 AM
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Default Re: Ruined Own Sex life

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Take your time making love to yourself?

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I can tell you from experience this is the best method, also try jerkin it before you plan on having sex.
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:30 AM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Re: Ruined Own Sex life

Take your pick

1. Get laid more so you won't be bouncing off the walls excited when it does happen

or

2. Chill the [censored] out for the few minutes of sex until the initial urge to bust goes away. If you are about to bust, just pull out and finger her some more. She'll think you're just teasing her or something...

or

3. Chill the [censored] out when beat off. If your dick learns that it's supposed to splooge within 2 minutes of getting hard, it's going to do that no matter who you're with: right, lefty, or an XX
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:38 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: Ruined Own Sex life

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Fun story short.
Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it.
Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?)

So short story short.
Hook up with a chick.
Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag.
I bow out quickly.

Next time, same thing.
Next time, same thing.

Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?
Is there a cure?

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Rub one out an hour or less before sexytime

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Old 10-10-2007, 03:45 AM
I_AM_EVIL I_AM_EVIL is offline
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Default Re: Ruined Own Sex life

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Fun story short.
Single for too long, resorted to jerkin it.
Been doing this for years and got good at getting the job done quickly so that I didn't get caught (and who really takes their time doing that anyways?)

So short story short.
Hook up with a chick.
Apparently my wiener doesn't know the difference between a hand and a vag.
I bow out quickly.

Next time, same thing.
Next time, same thing.

Am I now doomed to disappoint women for the rest of my life?
Is there a cure?

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Rub one out an hour or less before sexytime

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You're assuming he can plan that far ahead of time.
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Old 10-10-2007, 04:11 AM
prodonkey prodonkey is offline
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Default Re: Ruined Own Sex life

Do 2 big rails of coke about an hour before sex.. and try to stay hard lol.
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