Growing Up Gotti sequel casting call...!!!

[stephenNUTS]

As retired wall street trader/hedgefund manager,I have access to serious "seed money" that has to be put to work. After logging onto 2+2 the last few weeks and getting DIZZY seeing what I am seeing a brilliant NEW project/investment has come to mind.I have decided to start a casting call for a new "GROWING UP GOTTI 11" with the many potential cast members on this forum being the first on my invite list:

The following requiremnts are imperative though:
1.Must be under 16 yrs of age
2.Must wear a hat pitched/tilted at a 15 dergree angle(left or right).
3.Must be willing to KISS some serious @#^@^&I##
4.Must have finished in Jmans' $5.50 tourney in the top 10%
5.Must have NOTHING better in life to do as in all of the above
6.MUST really have NO interest in being a POKER player.
7.MOST importantly........REMOVE that ridiculous new Avatar IMMEDIATLEY.

Please contact me if interested ,as I will pay $100 for EVERY 2+2 to member,as well as to the charity of THEIR choice to all that respond and follow through.....

~stephen

[HP]

can do 1-6

[GTL]

this guy is getting heated on the whole jman issue. if i were jman i would seriously consider hiring stephenNUTS as my personal advisor to consult with before running any freeroll for poker lessons tournies in the future.

[stephenNUTS]

I will respond to the last poster HP,and for for any other future posters NOW with a generic answer with NO,IF, AND's' or BUTS:

No good sir ........ALL requirements MUST be met to qualify AND get paid.

Sorry

[HP]

bump, to fill thread with more jman avatar

[stephenNUTS]

I would love to "work" as Jmans advisor..........My asking price vs. his bid(stock market jargin) though ,would be quite high and OUT of his range IMHO.

[stephenNUTS]

On side note as Jman indicated yesterday.........and I quote......"I am just havin' some fun dude"..........so am I,and am willing to pay some 2+2ers and more importantly some NEEDY charites while having some fun doing it.

~stephen

[GTL]

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his bid(stock market jargin)

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lol pretentious douche-aments

edit - if this is just some elaborate joke, it is pretty funny and you are pulling it off well. because you are really coming off very badly.

[lapoker17]

play jman HU online 100/200 or higher pls.

[RicP]

lol @ arrogantprickaments