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OT- Free coaching/lap dances!
For various reasons, I've decided to get some business cards printed up in the next week or so. Since I play for a living, the title was just going to be "poker player", but that seems sort of lame/boring. Anyway, I'm interested in something more funny/ironic.
I'm looking for suggestions on a title. The card will be very basic with just my name, title, and phone #. If you post an original suggestion and I use it, I'll either review and fully annotate 2 of your HHs or buy you a lap dance if you're going to be in vegas this summer. Thanks. |
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Re: OT- Free coaching/lap dances!
What are some good strip clubs in vegas and how do you get bang for the buck? Strippers are expensive!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Re: OT- Free coaching/lap dances!
"Pusher"
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"Felt Slayer"
"Donk Slayer" "Felt Addict" |
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Bubble Specialist
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"Pwn Shop Owner"
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Re: OT- Free coaching/lap dances!
Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Re: OT- Free coaching/lap dances!
"Donk"
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"Donkey Buster"
or... For a title, how about "Better than Hellmuth" or "Monetary Redistribution Engineer" |
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Re: OT- Free coaching/lap dances!
Advantage Playa.
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