BBV Anonymous Confessions - Page 32

rubbrband · #**311** 03-31-2007, 07:35 PM

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I'm a nasty bastard...sorry.

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I have heard plenty of storys of guys accidentally doing this but not on purpose WTF?

IRuleYouHard · #**312** 03-31-2007, 07:40 PM

I wasn't eating that [censored] I was licking above...thats why it was on my chin instead of my mouth... and it wasn't really gushing when we started [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Brad1970 · #**313** 03-31-2007, 08:04 PM

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Not really a confession but a good story non the less.

My senior year of high school I had been dating my 5th cousin (see above) since the 6th grade. She was hot as [censored] and horny to go along with that. So one day after track practice I was driving her home and she start doin stuff to me as we were driving so I decide I'm going to pull into a driveway of an abandoned house along the way and have some fun. Long story short we got into it and she was on the rag([censored] right?)... but she insisted that I eat her out. I of course love the puss so I aggree...(just her [censored] obviously) So we are into it hot and heavy with her pants at her ankles and her legs over my head when I hear sirens... So we scramble to get clothed when I look back and see a sherrif sitting behind us with his lights on. We get our clothes on and he approaches... so no time to clean up. He asks for my DL so I go to grab it and notice that I have blood on my fingers from fingering her. He takes my DL and goes to check me out obviously seeing the blood and grossed out by this. That is when I noticed in rear view mirror I also had blood on my chin from where it was resting. IT WOULD NOT COME OFF! So basically he gives us a warning not to park in front of meth houses when we choose to *cough, cough* "have a good time" and lets us go home. Pretty awesome.

Cliff notes: horny gf wants me to eat her out on rag and I do at abandoned meth house. blood on fingers and chin when sheriff takes DL and I get embarrased. Go home.

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OMG I feel sick

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Dry Riser · #**314** 03-31-2007, 08:04 PM

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I wasn't eating that [censored] I was licking above...thats why it was on my chin instead of my mouth... and it wasn't really gushing when we started [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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pls stop

crzylgs · #**315** 03-31-2007, 08:05 PM

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I wasn't eating that [censored] I was licking above...thats why it was on my chin instead of my mouth... and it wasn't really gushing when we started [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Why you chose to admit to this in non-anonymous fashion in this thread is a mystery to me.

sefaje · #**316** 03-31-2007, 08:31 PM

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"oh i came what a beautiful thing"

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IRuleYouHard · #**317** 03-31-2007, 09:00 PM

Its not like its a secret... besides I love lickin P**SY! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

futuredoc85 · #**318** 03-31-2007, 09:31 PM

change IRuleYouHard's title to vampire?

Dan87 · #**319** 03-31-2007, 09:42 PM

I guess this doesnt have to be anonymous but its something Im ashamed of nonetheless:

Sometimes I watch WSOP broadcasts to pump myself up before a donkament, watching people run insanely hot and rivering everything makes me think I can do it too.

IRuleYouHard · #**320** 03-31-2007, 09:49 PM

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change IRuleYouHard's title to vampire?

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How about "loves to eat p**sy" or "nailing your cousin"? I also have nailed a cousin's cousin... but no relation so that kind of story sucks.