Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons character

[Blarg]

Reading an index card while emceeing an awards show:

"Talk to the audience? Ooooh, this is always death ..."

[Aloysius]

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Can we get some love for Krusty?

Accountant: "Let me get this straight... you took all the money you made franchising your name, and bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?"

Krusty: "Ahhh, I thought the Generals were due!"

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Krusty is so good. This line always kills me when I think of it (when he's hosting the telethon for sick kids):

"Lets just say it moved me. To a bigger house! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud. "

-Al

[btmagnetw]

i love the part when he forgets the words to the star spangled banner

ohhhh say can you SEEEEE.. by the lahhhh lah lah lahhhhh

[FoldYourLife]

We could fill an entire thread of Krusty quotes from just the Clown College episode.

Part of Krusty's speech at the commencement ceremonies:

"Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole."

[gamblar]

BOO URNS



Smithers: I prepared a special musical number for Jack's special night.
Smithers: There is a man
Chorus: There is a man!
Smithers: A certain man
Chorus: A certain man!
Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land. You know his name
Chorus: You know his name!
Smithers: It's Mr. Burns
Chorus: It's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke
Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha!
Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns.
Chorus: He's Mr. Burns!
Burns: I'm Mr. Burns!
Smithers: He's Monty Burns!
Burns: I'm Mr. Burns!
Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty but to you it's Mr. Burns!
Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns.
Burns: Burns!

[Blarg]

Seeeeee myyyyyyy loafers?
Former gophers.
It was that,
Or skin my chauffers...

[gamblar]

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Seeeeee myyyyyyy loafers?
Former gophers.
It was that,
Or skin my chauffers...

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Best character......Ever.